The Union of Ritos Likke is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by HLnP with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and national health service. The compassionate, hard-working population of 7.076 billion Ritos Likkeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grifenheim. The average income tax rate is 34.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Ritos Likkean economy, worth 733 trillion Ritos státě marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 103,729 Ritos státě marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

School nurse's offices feature full-service operating suites, waste is frequently shipped to other countries, the government seems embarrassed to be seen governing, and airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ritos Likke's national animal is the Rito bird, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Ritos Likke is ranked 50,374^th in the world and 1^st in CHfS for Nudest, with 208 cheeks per square mile.