Category: Left-wing Utopia | ||
Civil Rights: World Benchmark |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Superb |
Regional Influence: Hermit
Location: Rivognan Puppet Storage
Population | 7.956 billion |
Capital | Nuova Venezia |
Leader | Martino Bonardi |
Currency | lira |
Animal | macaw |
The Federative Republic of Rivogna is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Martino Bonardi with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, smutty television, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.956 billion Rivognans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nuova Venezia. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Rivognan economy, worth a remarkable 2,260 trillion lire a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 284,106 lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The Rivognan Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances, the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper, Martino Bonardi reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes, and children's TV shows are having a gay old time. Crime is totally unknown. Rivogna's national animal is the macaw, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Rivogna is ranked 51,566th in the world and 1st in Rivognan Puppet Storage for Most Stationary, with 865.8168764324 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Rivogna, children's TV shows are having a gay old time.
- : Following new legislation in Rivogna, Martino Bonardi reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes.
- : Following new legislation in Rivogna, the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper.
- : Following new legislation in Rivogna, the Rivognan Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances.
- : Following new legislation in Rivogna, giant beards and handlebar moustaches are increasingly popular.
- : Following new legislation in Rivogna, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters.
- : Following new legislation in Rivogna, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.
- : Following new legislation in Rivogna, nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more.
- : Following new legislation in Rivogna, citizens who plan overseas vacations are barred from running for political office.
- : Following new legislation in Rivogna, ample hospital parking is half-filled by the luxury cars of hospital managers.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.