Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Regional Influence: Truckler
Location: Lands End
Population | 5.985 billion |
Capital | Rixu |
Leader | Rixu Synthesia |
Faith | Synthesiaism |
Currency | Ix |
Animal | Grey Foxes |
The Incorporated States of Rixurian Conglomerate is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Rixu Synthesia with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles, pith helmet sales, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.985 billion Rixurian Conglomerateans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rixu. The average income tax rate is 81.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Rixurian Conglomeratean economy, worth 819 trillion Ixes a year, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 136,872 Ixes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping, judges are all-powerful, city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty, and the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rixurian Conglomerate's national animal is the Grey Foxes, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Synthesiaism.
Rixurian Conglomerate is ranked 230,919th in the world and 123rd in Lands End for Most Stationary, with 24.6907133646 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Rixurian Conglomerate, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life.
- : Following new legislation in Rixurian Conglomerate, city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty.
- : Following new legislation in Rixurian Conglomerate, judges are all-powerful.
- : Following new legislation in Rixurian Conglomerate, the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping.
- : Following new legislation in Rixurian Conglomerate, students at universities think exercise bikes are pieces of abstract art.
- : Following new legislation in Rixurian Conglomerate, every diamond ring sold is accompanied by a twenty-five page analysis and a waiver.
- : Following new legislation in Rixurian Conglomerate, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Rixurian Conglomerate.
- : Following new legislation in Rixurian Conglomerate, anti-vacs campaigners claim the government is inserting weird devices into their bodies.
- : Rixurian Conglomerate was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Rixurian Conglomerate applied to join the World Assembly.