The Most curious observations observed observedly by the observing observers curiously have now observed this nation is now the (and I better be nice about this as he is now an admin) administrative administration of the Curious Observations of the administrator of Roavin is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jonathan Relean with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, keen interest in outer space, and vat-grown people. The compassionate, democratic population of 18.458 billion Roavinians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Namartis. The average income tax rate is 89.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Roavinian economy, worth a remarkable 1,720 trillion Johtirs a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 93,218 Johtirs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet, helping grandma with her Misgendering 101 homework is a national rite of passage, government expenses are beyond compare, and the nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Roavin's national animal is the Left-Handed Chicken, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Roavin is ranked 6,178^th in the world and 171^st in the South Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 6,201.47 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.