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The Esportivan Undertakers of Robostania

“Soon to be CE champions”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Page

Location: Esportiva

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Robostania

Population10.569 billion

CapitalInnisfree
LeaderPelly Nicholas
FaithMargertism

CurrencyNSD
AnimalRubber Headed Peafowl

The Esportivan Undertakers of Robostania is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Pelly Nicholas with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 10.569 billion robostanis are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Innisfree. The average income tax rate is 62.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Robostanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,207 trillion NSDS a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 114,285 NSDS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams, an epidemic of unpopped kernels causes movie goers to gnash their teeth, when you fly on Air Robostania you win a seat or you die, and foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Robostania's national animal is the Rubber Headed Peafowl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Margertism.

Robostania is ranked 170,661st in the world and 67th in Esportiva for Most Stationary, with 98.8326103582 days.

Top
5%
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 6,591stLargest Black Market: 13,385thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,708thMost Secular: 14,472ndTop
10%
Largest Welfare Programs: 15,293rdLargest Retail Industry: 15,485thMost Rebellious Youth: 17,325thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21,453rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,758thHighest Economic Output: 23,479thMost Corrupt Governments: 24,112thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 24,405thMost Developed: 24,736thMost Valuable International Artwork: 25,876thLargest Mining Sector: 26,928thMost Patriotic: 28,977thMost Authoritarian: 29,590th
Top
5%
Most Patriotic: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionTop
10%
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Robostania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Robostania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Robostania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Robostania's influence in Esportiva rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Robostania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Following new legislation in Robostania, foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies.
  • : Following new legislation in Robostania, when you fly on Air Robostania you win a seat or you die.
  • : Robostania's influence in Esportiva rose from "Zero" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Robostania relocated from Balder to Esportiva.
  • : Robostania was refounded in Balder.

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