The Empire of Rohanland is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Rohan with a fair hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.824 billion Rohanlandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Osprey. The average income tax rate is 67.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rohanlandian economy, worth 188 trillion Rohans a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 103,468 Rohans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's no such thing as bad publicity, 9 out of 10 consumers think that vitamins can cure cancer, Rohan's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies, and almost every singles' party has a clergy and courtesans theme. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rohanland's national animal is the Rohanosaurus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Rohan.

Rohanland is ranked 170,007^th in the world and 7,033^rd in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.11 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.