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The Theacracy of Rokaku

“Fe Fi Fou”

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Page

Location: The East Pacific



Population8.254 billion

LeaderImperator San


The Theacracy of Rokaku is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Imperator San with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 8.254 billion Rokakuans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pionku. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Rokakuan economy, worth a remarkable 1,418 trillion Mohrs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 171,863 Mohrs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

It's always rabbit season, psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests, the nation has an international reputation for compassion, and replacement organs are grown in vats. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rokaku's national animal is the zazzora, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Na˙cadasal.

Rokaku is ranked 139,735th in the world and 5,964th in The East Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.31 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most Advanced Public Education: 1,752ndMost Developed: 2,079thTop
Most Inclusive: 2,190thMost Cultured: 2,251stSmartest Citizens: 2,747thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,848thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,895thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,053rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,057thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,459thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,506thNicest Citizens: 3,512thLowest Crime Rates: 3,533rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,710thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,751stLargest Governments: 3,790thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,813thMost Influential: 3,888thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,898thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,986thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,090thMost Pacifist: 4,141stHealthiest Citizens: 4,291stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,328thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,523rdLargest Welfare Programs: 4,574thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,439thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,773rdHighest Poor Incomes: 6,516thSafest: 7,385thMost Efficient Economies: 7,786thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,810thHighest Average Incomes: 9,493rdTop
Highest Economic Output: 11,289thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,590th
Most Advanced Public Education: 41st in the regionMost Cultured: 48th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 65th in the regionMost Developed: 65th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 77th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 78th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 78th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 79th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 79th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 81st in the regionMost Inclusive: 82nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 82nd in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 89th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 92nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 92nd in the regionLargest Governments: 97th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 105th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 111th in the regionNicest Citizens: 119th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 120th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 124th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 126th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 127th in the regionMost Pacifist: 142nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 159th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 181st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 182nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 184th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 184th in the regionSafest: 226th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 239th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 244th in the regionMost Influential: 256th in the regionLargest Populations: 259th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 313th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 331st in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 561st in the regionMost Secular: 738th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Rokaku, replacement organs are grown in vats.
  • : Following new legislation in Rokaku, the nation has an international reputation for compassion.
  • : Following new legislation in Rokaku, psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests.
  • : Following new legislation in Rokaku, it's always rabbit season.
  • : Following new legislation in Rokaku, protestors are soaking piles of Mohrs in blood to make a point about government incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Rokaku, Rokaku's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region.
  • : Rokaku's influence in The East Pacific rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Following new legislation in Rokaku, radio stations offer prizes to callers who can guess this month's most endangered species.
  • : Following new legislation in Rokaku, young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery.
  • : Following new legislation in Rokaku, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume.


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