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The Theacracy of Rokaku

“Fe Fi Fou”

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Page

Location: The East Pacific

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Rokaku

Population8.712 billion

CapitalPionku
LeaderImperator San
FaithNa˙cadasal

CurrencyMohr
Animalzazzora

The Theacracy of Rokaku is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Imperator San with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, unlimited-speed roads, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.712 billion Rokakuans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pionku. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Rokakuan economy, worth a remarkable 1,533 trillion Mohrs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 176,047 Mohrs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Visiting dignitaries make excuses to leave functions early and head to the nearest pub, turning the other cheek is accompanied by a polite letter of complaint, police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints, and astronauts take one small step for Rokaku and one giant step backward from confrontation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rokaku's national animal is the zazzora, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Na˙cadasal.

Rokaku is ranked 57,726th in the world and 1,832nd in The East Pacific for Nudest, with 175 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

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Most Advanced Public Education: 1,649thMost Inclusive: 1,842ndMost Developed: 1,940thMost Cultured: 2,026thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 2,456thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,537thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,663rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,759thNicest Citizens: 2,876thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,948thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,024thLowest Crime Rates: 3,106thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,109thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,137thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,153rdMost Pacifist: 3,206thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,206thLargest Governments: 3,306thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,380thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,498thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,733rdMost Influential: 3,818thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,832ndHighest Poor Incomes: 3,870thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,902ndHealthiest Citizens: 4,002ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,318thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,332ndSafest: 5,360thMost Efficient Economies: 6,984thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,176thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,904thHighest Average Incomes: 8,950thHighest Economic Output: 10,571stTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,022ndBest Weather: 16,313th
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Most Advanced Public Education: 36th in the regionMost Cultured: 42nd in the regionMost Developed: 59th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 61st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 61st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 64th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 71st in the regionMost Inclusive: 73rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 77th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 77th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 79th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 79th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 80th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 84th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 86th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 91st in the regionNicest Citizens: 96th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 101st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 102nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 105th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 105th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 106th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 107th in the regionMost Pacifist: 118th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 124th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 135th in the regionSafest: 159th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 167th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 168th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 212th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 232nd in the regionMost Influential: 236th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 239th in the regionLargest Populations: 241st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 256th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 380th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 514th in the regionBest Weather: 538th in the regionMost Secular: 872nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Rokaku, astronauts take one small step for Rokaku and one giant step backward from confrontation.
  • : Following new legislation in Rokaku, police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints.
  • : Following new legislation in Rokaku, turning the other cheek is accompanied by a polite letter of complaint.
  • : Following new legislation in Rokaku, visiting dignitaries make excuses to leave functions early and head to the nearest pub.
  • : Following new legislation in Rokaku, foreign despots proudly bandstand on Rokakuan airwaves.
  • : Following new legislation in Rokaku, bins outnumber trees in city parks.
  • : Following new legislation in Rokaku, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions.
  • : Following new legislation in Rokaku, the government is constantly producing new maps to accommodate the continual renaming of cities.
  • : Following new legislation in Rokaku, the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award.
  • : Following new legislation in Rokaku, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy.

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