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The Kongelige Forbund of Roliganistan

“治小国,若烹大鱼” Gorm den Gamle

Category: Left-Leaning College State
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: The East Pacific



Population9.254 billion

LeaderGorm den Gamle

AnimalPlayful Panda

The Kongelige Forbund of Roliganistan is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Gorm den Gamle with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 9.254 billion Roliganer enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hafnia. The average income tax rate is 4.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rolig economy, worth a remarkable 3,509 trillion Kroner a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 379,294 Kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Panels from bankrupt rooftop solar companies are used as props for sci-fi B-movies, garden flower shows rarely smell of roses, male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness', and in a baffling press conference Gorm den Gamle proudly dismantled a broken door. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Roliganistan's national animal is the Playful Panda, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Roliganistan is ranked 9,310th in the world and 274th in The East Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,679.12 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

Most Secular: 162ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 357thLargest Retail Industry: 389thLargest Agricultural Sector: 510thSmartest Citizens: 519thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 533rdHighest Poor Incomes: 558thMost Efficient Economies: 669thLargest Publishing Industry: 869thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 877thMost Inclusive: 881stLargest Information Technology Sector: 886thHighest Average Incomes: 954thMost Valuable International Artwork: 965thMost Developed: 1,049thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,098thHealthiest Citizens: 1,203rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,211thMost Pacifist: 1,230thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,259thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,452ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,498thMost Influential: 1,565thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,641stLargest Governments: 2,187thRudest Citizens: 2,429thTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,470thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,857thSafest: 2,904thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,297thHighest Economic Output: 3,716thMost Cultured: 3,858thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,986thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,124thLargest Mining Sector: 5,087thLowest Crime Rates: 5,090thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,535thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,143rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,193rdMost Subsidized Industry: 6,474thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,926thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,310thNicest Citizens: 9,898thMost Stationary: 11,138thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,250th
Highest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 11th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 13th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 15th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 21st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 25th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 28th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 28th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 29th in the regionMost Inclusive: 31st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 32nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 32nd in the regionMost Developed: 33rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 36th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 36th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 38th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 41st in the regionMost Pacifist: 45th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 53rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 57th in the regionMost Influential: 58th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 61st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 63rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 64th in the regionLargest Governments: 65th in the regionTop
Safest: 92nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 94th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 101st in the regionMost Cultured: 105th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 130th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 147th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 148th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 149th in the regionMost Stationary: 157th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 158th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 192nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 197th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 211th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 229th in the regionLargest Populations: 258th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 274th in the regionNicest Citizens: 304th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 355th in the regionTop
Nudest: 715th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Roliganistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Roliganistan, in a baffling press conference Gorm den Gamle proudly dismantled a broken door.
  • : Roliganistan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Voting Equality for Freed Inmates"".
  • : Roliganistan endorsed The Free Land of Eagle Crest.
  • : Following new legislation in Roliganistan, male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness'.
  • : Following new legislation in Roliganistan, garden flower shows rarely smell of roses.
  • : Following new legislation in Roliganistan, panels from bankrupt rooftop solar companies are used as props for sci-fi B-movies.
  • : Roliganistan was endorsed by The Free Land of Eagle Crest.
  • : Following new legislation in Roliganistan, civil servants are no longer allowed to cross their t's.
  • : Following new legislation in Roliganistan, the government thinks Roliganer can achieve social cohesion by drinking soda together.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 188 » A Slanted Black Stripe, Elejamie, Slys Paws, Davinhia, Lyontisia, Goodnamesarerare, Kaigi, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, Biggstonia, The Empire of Rijelv, Brotherland, Adavan, Wizardonia, Dragonia, Federated States of Zootron, Unger under over, Kangarawa, Lanagon, Drunken Seal Islands, Axdel, Asendavia, Am Echad, ReeK, Outer Verron Swicia Islands, H-Zhena, Wiranath, Riveraland, Mastariere, Socialist Holy American Empire, Squid Ruinosa, Republic of Berzerkistan, Ridann, VW53Aland, Amjedia, Freedom Fascists, Neruch, New Leganes, Pakitsk, Trimmania, Bullpups, Taurora, Sansangra, Indrapore, Hizuru, New Bradenia Ghost, Rhealaliit, The Almighty Country, Kilkire, Talitoa, The United Asian Republics, and 138 others.United China Nation, BearStackof2015, Aklevin, Aeljae, Barfleur, Cameronia Excellentia, Chria Deau, Abtracnt, Headpat Central, Bytes, Kalaratri, CopyCato, The Underwood Industrial Empire, Enlil, Dreamersistan, Grossvietnam, Duracell, Euricanis, Enou, Firenation91, La xinga, 3 14159265358979323846264, Harro Waarudho, Hokolokia, Imperial Akatsuki, Iodinia, Impia Aghte, Kelsyth, Servants of Gizmo, Dragons Blood, Marrabuk, Joundia, Kucia, Kublam, East Malaysia, Kyrloth, The Death Syndicate, Evrigenis, Mahatakutana, Monezambique, Monteconstance, Rainbow Vests, The Militarius Imperium, North Insomnia, New Liberitad, Nifalembria Zamingstan, Yelkinam, FreedomIand, Zukchiva, Todd McCloud, Propwash, Hobbesistan, Plazland, Republic of New India, Bzux, Trulu, Freedomindia, Lingu, Ripsylvania, Greater New Cassandra, The Three States of Fortuna, BuciLand, Staynes, Tretrid, Khadah, Mays Austrian Nation, Distro-Spartica, A mean old man, Tassirion, Centrical Union, Technocraticofgivus, Santa Dystopia, Survivoristan, Samaltak True, Eastern Hyront Scassen, Stellar Colonies, Merlovich, Pasedonia, Bachtendekuppen, Layngderfleethe, ArenaC, Gunov, New Bobby, Coruh, Oofery, Dravida India, Tawuse, Acronis, Nevertopia, Anarchica landia, Wallenburg, Lanwa, Dannemarie, Cacnesia, Debluu, Crucifer, CheeseBurrito, Zeiberland, From New World, Rabarbarys, JosheNation, Vogar, Hellod Immury, Zukish, THE V0ID, ReReReRepublic, Lorrana, Zidium, United Socialist States of Amerika, The solar ottomans, Hogwarts of muggles, Bradion, Martian States of America, Pekweng, Eastern Alksearia, Modra, Sapre, North Bernia, Federation Of Columbian Republics, Espeon LD, Jove Mahmo, Rabaconia, Cellar Doors, Roissyland, Nevretha, The Kulaata Islands, Kavanos, Blobon, Technocratic Tagalog, Fellon, Vessarlian, Spiruvania, Dermsie area, Pirnovo, LibRight Libertarianism, Empire of Dabiristan, New Era states, and Eagle Crest.

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