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The Kongelige Forbund of Roliganistan

“Governing a small country is like cooking a large fish” Gorm den Gamle

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: The East Pacific



Population7.616 billion

LeaderGorm den Gamle

Animalalbino giraffe

The Kongelige Forbund of Roliganistan is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Gorm den Gamle with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 7.616 billion Roliganer hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hafnia. The average income tax rate is 8.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Rolig economy, worth a remarkable 2,682 trillion Kroner a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 352,190 Kroner, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end, the carbon tax fund gladly supplies warm blankets when the poor can't pay their heating bills, parents are shocked to find out that having kids costs money, and witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Roliganistan's national animal is the albino giraffe, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Roliganistan is ranked 6,192nd in the world and 192nd in The East Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 94.86 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most Secular: 268thLargest Retail Industry: 382ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 527thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 614thSmartest Citizens: 652ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 703rdMost Efficient Economies: 871stLargest Publishing Industry: 873rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 898thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 920thLargest Information Technology Sector: 986thMost Inclusive: 1,036thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,155thHighest Average Incomes: 1,162ndMost Influential: 1,206thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,287thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,296thMost Developed: 1,477thMost Pacifist: 1,528thHealthiest Citizens: 1,716thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,853rdLongest Average Lifespans: 1,971stTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,121stRudest Citizens: 2,421stHighest Poor Incomes: 2,544thLargest Governments: 2,745thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,487thSafest: 3,570thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,612thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,174thMost Cultured: 4,280thHighest Economic Output: 4,904thLargest Mining Sector: 5,371stLowest Crime Rates: 5,383rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,520thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,586thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,192ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,618thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,924thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,827thNicest Citizens: 9,524thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 11,014thMost Stationary: 12,197thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,737thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 19,500thNudest: 19,670th
Highest Disposable Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 10th in the regionMost Secular: 10th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 12th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 17th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 19th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 23rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 25th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 26th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 27th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 29th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 33rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 36th in the regionMost Inclusive: 37th in the regionMost Influential: 40th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 41st in the regionMost Developed: 42nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 49th in the regionMost Pacifist: 52nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 54th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 55th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 62nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 67th in the regionLargest Governments: 68th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 74th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 74th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 88th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 96th in the regionSafest: 100th in the regionMost Cultured: 104th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 125th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 145th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 147th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 166th in the regionMost Stationary: 184th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 189th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 192nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 193rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 199th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 210th in the regionNicest Citizens: 277th in the regionLargest Populations: 291st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 334th in the regionNudest: 341st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 370th in the regionTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 728th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Roliganistan, witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials.
  • : Following new legislation in Roliganistan, parents are shocked to find out that having kids costs money.
  • : Following new legislation in Roliganistan, the carbon tax fund gladly supplies warm blankets when the poor can't pay their heating bills.
  • : Roliganistan endorsed The Holy Empire of Nevertopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Roliganistan, exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end.
  • : Following new legislation in Roliganistan, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • : Roliganistan was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Nevertopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Roliganistan, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent.
  • : Following new legislation in Roliganistan, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed.
  • : Following new legislation in Roliganistan, government opponents tend to have their patents rejected immediately.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 198 » A Slanted Black Stripe, Elejamie, Slys Paws, Davinhia, Lyontisia, Goodnamesarerare, Slui, Kaigi, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, Biggstonia, Urimel, The Empire of Rijelv, Brotherland, Adavan, Wizardonia, Dragonia, Federated States of Zootron, Unger under over, Kangarawa, Arkantis, The Romanum Legio, Lanagon, Drunken Seal Islands, Axdel, Asendavia, Am Echad, ReeK, Outer Verron Swicia Islands, H-Zhena, Wiranath, Riveraland, Qui sequuntur somnia, Mastariere, Socialist Holy American Empire, Someseni, Peryn, Blobbo, Dark Edgyness, Squid Ruinosa, Endertopias, Republic of Berzerkistan, Ridann, VW53Aland, Amjedia, Freedom Fascists, Galve, Neruch, New Leganes, Eagas, Pakitsk, and 148 others.Trimmania, Bullpups, Taurora, Sansangra, Indrapore, Sericena, Hizuru, New Bradenia Ghost, Rhealaliit, The Almighty Country, Kilkire, Talitoa, Broengtopia, The United Asian Republics, United China Nation, Stellar Colonies, BearStackof2015, Abadong, Aklevin, Aeljae, Adolanta, Akorial, The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, AngusEssa, Barfleur, ArenaC, Cameronia Excellentia, Chria Deau, Chubaka, CheeseBurrito, Chols Worithopia, Abtracnt, Headpat Central, The United Neo American Union, Bytes, Kalaratri, CopyCato, The Underwood Industrial Empire, Libertanny, Enlil, Dreamersistan, Stanisiti, Grossvietnam, Duracell, Euricanis, Enou, Firenation91, La xinga, Gemlon, 3 14159265358979323846264, Harro Waarudho, Hokolokia, Imperial Akatsuki, Iodinia, Impia Aghte, Kelsyth, Kario and Nix, Servants of Gizmo, Matdor, Brethren, Dragons Blood, Marrabuk, Joundia, Kavel, Kucia, Liberstankonia, Kublam, East Malaysia, Kyrloth, Layngderfleethe, The Death Syndicate, Evrigenis, Modra, Mahatakutana, Martonica, Monezambique, Monteconstance, Monix, Rainbow Vests, The Militarius Imperium, North Insomnia, New Liberitad, Nifalembria Zamingstan, Sycona, Habsburg-Lorriane, Nigon, Yelkinam, Stumptopia, Acronis, FreedomIand, Rage Mage, Free sovereign Soviet socialist republic, Zukchiva, Todd McCloud, Calbee, Propwash, Hobbesistan, Plazland, Republic of New India, Bzux, Quartzland, Bermadia, Trulu, Schrebia, Freedomindia, Lingu, Rohanland, Ripsylvania, Coruh, Greater New Cassandra, The Three States of Fortuna, BuciLand, Staynes, Peoples Republic of GG, SecularNorth, The Eternal Land of Jong, Sokala, Tretrid, Khadah, Eudinity, Mays Austrian Nation, Yossito II, Technocratic Tagalog, Distro-Spartica, Puelo, Quinto Piano, Jakubonia, The Brazillian Parlament Of Idideology, Woodsind, Oofery, Aivintis, Grey Haven of Tauraucania, Tseriesiscoming, Under Sea Desert, Moszce-Walvard, TM-Jesselton, The Atlae Isles, Flench, Tallegaesia, Filipopol, Calmarya, Philville2, Nellie the Dog, A mean old man, Tassirion, Centrical Union, Technocraticofgivus, and Nevertopia.

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