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The Kongelige Forbund of Roliganistan

“Governing a small country is like cooking a large fish” Gorm den Gamle

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: The East Pacific



Population5.879 billion

LeaderGorm den Gamle

AnimalSabre toothed seahorse

The Kongelige Forbund of Roliganistan is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Gorm den Gamle with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 5.879 billion Roliganer have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hafnia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Roligan economy, worth a remarkable 1,911 trillion Kroner a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 325,144 Kroner, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

A traveller who once stubbed a toe on an 'Air Brancaland' flight has been offered asylum, interest rates mysteriously drop whenever the CBR Governor goes house hunting, criminal rehabilitation takes place in re-education centers, and violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Roliganistan's national animal is the Sabre toothed seahorse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Roliganistan is ranked 642nd in the world and 16th in The East Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 14,308.93 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Largest Retail Industry: 446thMost Secular: 519thLargest Agricultural Sector: 549thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 642ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 688thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 756thSmartest Citizens: 916thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,059thMost Influential: 1,138thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,191stLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,194thHighest Average Incomes: 1,206thMost Pacifist: 1,276thMost Inclusive: 1,436thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,636thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,671stMost Developed: 1,780thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,944thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,162ndHealthiest Citizens: 2,358thRudest Citizens: 2,443rdSafest: 2,937thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,169thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,418thLargest Governments: 3,752ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,785thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,476thMost Cultured: 4,642ndLowest Crime Rates: 5,098thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,215thNicest Citizens: 5,505thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,771stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,006thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,239thHighest Economic Output: 6,466thMost Efficient Economies: 7,010thLargest Mining Sector: 7,191stMost Subsidized Industry: 7,685thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,439thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,380thLeast Corrupt Governments: 11,061stNudest: 12,318thMost Stationary: 13,947th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 9th in the regionMost Secular: 15th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 18th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 23rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 28th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 29th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 36th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 37th in the regionMost Pacifist: 38th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 41st in the regionMost Inclusive: 48th in the regionMost Influential: 48th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 48th in the regionMost Developed: 48th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 50th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 59th in the regionRudest Citizens: 59th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 77th in the regionSafest: 82nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 94th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 97th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 107th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 111th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 113th in the regionMost Cultured: 113th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 117th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 128th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 130th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 151st in the regionNicest Citizens: 163rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 167th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 167th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 172nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 206th in the regionNudest: 210th in the regionMost Stationary: 219th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 223rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 233rd in the regionLargest Populations: 305th in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 335th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 447th in the regionLargest Black Market: 571st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Roliganistan, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.
  • : Roliganistan was endorsed by The Armed Republic of Hellingrad.
  • : Roliganistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Roliganistan, criminal rehabilitation takes place in re-education centers.
  • : Following new legislation in Roliganistan, interest rates mysteriously drop whenever the CBR Governor goes house hunting.
  • : Following new legislation in Roliganistan, a traveller who once stubbed a toe on an 'Air Brancaland' flight has been offered asylum.
  • : Following new legislation in Roliganistan, Gorm den Gamle lives life on the open road - complete with groupies.
  • : Roliganistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Roliganistan, the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally.
  • : Roliganistan endorsed The Reaving Skallywag of Commodore Badger.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 176 » Aelitia, A Slanted Black Stripe, Elejamie, Slys Paws, Bachtendekuppen, Davinhia, Lyontisia, Goodnamesarerare, Roissyland, Slui, Kaigi, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, Biggstonia, Urimel, The Empire of Rijelv, Brotherland, Adavan, Wizardonia, Dragonia, Federated States of Zootron, Unger under over, Kangarawa, Arkantis, The Romanum Legio, Lanagon, Drunken Seal Islands, Axdel, Asendavia, Survivoristan, Am Echad, ReeK, Outer Verron Swicia Islands, Ribanzi, Republic of Monarchists, H-Zhena, Todd McCloud, Wendelandia, Greater New Islew, Airrajul, Wiranath, Riveraland, The Holy Empire of Moronica, Fedele, Qui sequuntur somnia, Mastariere, Ver Norge, Socialist Holy American Empire, The Sacred Whale, Someseni, Peryn, and 126 others.Ravendi, Blobbo, Dark Edgyness, Squid Ruinosa, Ellsonian Dominion, Marrico, Endertopias, The Happian Union, Republic of Berzerkistan, Ridann, Thyaclinia, Davelands, VW53Aland, Amjedia, United Edwards, Freedom Fascists, Galve, Yumaka, Bacon Land, Neruch, Shantan, Solarfall, New Leganes, Eagas, Pakitsk, Trimmania, Bullpups, The Angel of Charity, Indovinesia, Taurora, Sansangra, Indrapore, Arpino, Sericena, Hizuru, New Bradenia Ghost, East Malaysia, Rhealaliit, The Holy Utopian Republic, The Almighty Country, Janoobi Jazair, Kilkire, Talitoa, Broengtopia, Just Vale 2, The United Asian Republics, United China Nation, Taya Dust, Stellar Colonies, BearStackof2015, Abadong, Aklevin, Aeljae, Agonya, Adolanta, Valdwall, Akorial, The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, Analon, Archooli, Atlia Sonis, Justice-Becoming, AngusEssa, Barfleur, Kingdom of Pars, VoyKovie, Avalon Ascendancy, Bortalandet, ArenaC, Blue Ottawa, Cameronia Excellentia, Funkadelia, Chria Deau, Chubaka, CheeseBurrito, Choushuu, Chols Worithopia, Abtracnt, Headpat Central, The United Neo American Union, Sreneck, Quark Unit, Bytes, Kalaratri, Chiyuki, Clumm, 7-5, Chile-Paraguay, CopyCato, Cublite, The Underwood Industrial Empire, Danesopia, Libertanny, Enlil, Dreamersistan, Escade, Stanisiti, Marrabuk, Grossvietnam, Duracell, Euricanis, Enou, Falgabard, EnderShnovia, Lerasi, Feuraxia, Firenation91, Free Babi, La xinga, Gajness, Magosconity, Gemlon, Gluponija, 3 14159265358979323846264, Mossy-Oak, Broccolini, Guthra, Gryphtopolis, Hintar, Harro Waarudho, Hokolokia, Heptahelios, Harpiatopia, Hornetopia, Commodore Badger, and Hellingrad.

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