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“DRAGON ENERGY” Donald Trump and Kanye West

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The North Pacific



Population15.309 billion

CapitalWashington DC
LeaderDonald Trump and Kanye West
FaithFollowers of Trump

CurrencyTrump Steak

The DRAGON ENERGY of ROM is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Donald Trump and Kanye West with an iron fist, and renowned for its lack of airports, frequent executions, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.309 billion Trump Stans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. The average income tax rate is 94.6%.

The frighteningly efficient ROMian economy, worth a remarkable 4,353 trillion Trump Steaks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 284,358 Trump Steaks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 822,345 per year while the poor average 77,966, a ratio of 10.5 to 1.

It's scientifically provable that ROMian guys don't know how to make a woman happy, children playing with walkie-talkies are told to 'get a job', small shoes often wash up on the beach, and the nation's air defense strategy is two-dimensional. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. ROM's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Followers of Trump.

ROM is ranked 216,614th in the world and 9,784th in The North Pacific for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -359.61 on the Hayek Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 61stMost Ignorant Citizens: 190thMost Devout: 221stMost Primitive: 263rdLargest Black Market: 326thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 362ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 378thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 548thLargest Mining Sector: 551stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 570thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 597thMost Corrupt Governments: 609thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 701stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,416thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,455thMost Avoided: 1,790thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 2,327thHighest Economic Output: 2,362ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,421stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,664thFattest Citizens: 3,190thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,366thNudest: 3,548thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,706thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,118thLargest Governments: 5,220thMost Influential: 7,798thRudest Citizens: 8,055thLowest Crime Rates: 8,066thMost Efficient Economies: 8,339thTop
Largest Populations: 13,418thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,800thMost Conservative: 16,525thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,849thMost Authoritarian: 17,988thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,609th
Most Ignorant Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Black Market: 11th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12th in the regionMost Devout: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15th in the regionMost Primitive: 16th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 17th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 25th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 26th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 33rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 38th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 53rd in the regionMost Avoided: 54th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 66th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 66th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 79th in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 107th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 113th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 122nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 123rd in the regionNudest: 145th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 209th in the regionLargest Populations: 239th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 244th in the regionLargest Governments: 271st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 404th in the regionRudest Citizens: 406th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 447th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 634th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 845th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 926th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 932nd in the regionMost Conservative: 935th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 978th in the region

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