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“DRAGON ENERGY” Donald Trump and Kanye West

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The North Pacific



Population16.277 billion

CapitalWashington DC
LeaderDonald Trump and Kanye West
FaithFollowers of Trump

CurrencyTrump Steak

The BETTER THAN U AND U KNOW IT of ROM is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Donald Trump and Kanye West with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ritual sacrifices, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.277 billion Trump Stans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Spirituality, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient ROMian economy, worth a remarkable 4,679 trillion Trump Steaks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 287,493 Trump Steaks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Donald Trump and Kanye West signs the laws but abides by none of them, the domestic version of the Paddington Bear movie was a far shorter and bloodier tale, all footpaths have tollbooths, and the nation's declaring that sharing nukes is caring. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. ROM's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Followers of Trump.

ROM is ranked 214,673rd in the world and 8,792nd in The North Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 14.29 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 77thMost Ignorant Citizens: 186thMost Devout: 232ndMost Primitive: 282ndLargest Black Market: 328thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 394thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 451stLargest Mining Sector: 468thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 564thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 610thMost Corrupt Governments: 610thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 658thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 809thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,488thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,650thMost Avoided: 1,655thHighest Economic Output: 2,270thHighest Average Incomes: 2,380thTop
Fattest Citizens: 3,049thNudest: 3,483rdLargest Gambling Industry: 3,691stMost Subsidized Industry: 3,702ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,215thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,952ndLargest Governments: 5,127thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,342ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,530thRudest Citizens: 6,721stMost Efficient Economies: 7,845thMost Influential: 8,198thLowest Crime Rates: 8,413thTop
Largest Populations: 13,236thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,048thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,375thMost Conservative: 22,229th
Largest Mining Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Black Market: 11th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Primitive: 14th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 16th in the regionMost Devout: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 27th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 27th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 36th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 37th in the regionMost Avoided: 48th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 49th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 64th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 71st in the regionTop
Nudest: 104th in the regionFattest Citizens: 104th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 108th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 126th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 184th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 223rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 226th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 256th in the regionLargest Governments: 277th in the regionLargest Populations: 290th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 310th in the regionRudest Citizens: 349th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 435th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 435th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 702nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 875th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in ROM, the nation's declaring that sharing nukes is caring.
  • : Following new legislation in ROM, all footpaths have tollbooths.
  • : Following new legislation in ROM, the domestic version of the Paddington Bear movie was a far shorter and bloodier tale.
  • : Following new legislation in ROM, Donald Trump and Kanye West signs the laws but abides by none of them.
  • : Following new legislation in ROM, endangered species face obesity instead of extinction.
  • : ROM lodged a message on the The Rejected Realms Regional Message Board.
  • : ROM altered its national flag.
  • : ROM was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in ROM, one lone government employee can be seen hunting for the elusive stray white dog.
  • : Following new legislation in ROM, the military's primary weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and a fanatical devotion to Followers of Trump.


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