The Holy Empire of Romanos Republic is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 619 million Romanosians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bizici. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.7%.

The very strong Romanosian economy, worth 45.2 trillion Rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 73,063 Rubles, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.

Guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, the 'sing-a-long with Leader' album is a popular souvenir, and preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Romanos Republic's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Romanos Republic is ranked 246,686^th in the world and 1,202^nd in Europe for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -3.74 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.