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The Holy Empire of Rommanda

“Strenght Through Unity, Unity Through Faith”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: Lazarus

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Rommanda

Population18.184 billion

CapitalImperial Greater Parusia
LeaderArchduke Und Blaster Master Reivaj III
FaithVale Verguismo

CurrencyKilos de Verga
AnimalVergasaurio

The Holy Empire of Rommanda is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Archduke Und Blaster Master Reivaj III with an iron fist, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, smutty television, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.184 billion Rommandans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperial Greater Parusia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Rommandan economy, worth an astonishing 11,728 trillion Kilos de Vergas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 644,988 Kilos de Vergas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Recent events in Dàguó have been classified 'for Archduke Und Blaster Master Reivaj III's eyes only', drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, the nation's soldiers sleep four to a bed in order to use space economically, and the nation has declared war on all passing comets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Rommanda's national animal is the Vergasaurio, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Vale Verguismo.

Rommanda is ranked 220,061st in the world and 8,149th in Lazarus for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -13.96 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13thLargest Black Market: 43rdMost Corrupt Governments: 47thHighest Poor Incomes: 48thMost Subsidized Industry: 65thHighest Average Incomes: 108thLargest Information Technology Sector: 187thLargest Governments: 210thMost Efficient Economies: 234thMost Devout: 280thHighest Average Tax Rates: 289thHighest Economic Output: 292ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 387thLowest Crime Rates: 404thMost Advanced Public Transport: 499thMost Beautiful Environments: 694thLongest Average Lifespans: 772ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 925thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,267thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,536thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,879thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,004thBest Weather: 2,154thTop
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Most Developed: 2,377thMost Influential: 2,406thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,478thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,562ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,007thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,621stSmartest Citizens: 4,601stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,604thRudest Citizens: 7,343rdHealthiest Citizens: 7,769thLargest Populations: 8,268thMost Authoritarian: 8,713thMost Conservative: 10,977th
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 9th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 10th in the regionMost Devout: 11th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 15th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 20th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 26th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 27th in the regionMost Influential: 33rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 39th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 41st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 57th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 59th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 70th in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 93rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 101st in the regionMost Developed: 110th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 147th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 152nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 170th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 217th in the regionLargest Populations: 245th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 313th in the regionRudest Citizens: 344th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 365th in the regionMost Stationary: 397th in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 451st in the regionMost Conservative: 482nd in the regionMost Extreme: 590th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Rommanda, the nation has declared war on all passing comets.
  • : Following new legislation in Rommanda, the nation's soldiers sleep four to a bed in order to use space economically.
  • : Following new legislation in Rommanda, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking.
  • : Following new legislation in Rommanda, recent events in Dàguó have been classified 'for Archduke Und Blaster Master Reivaj III's eyes only'.
  • : Following new legislation in Rommanda, all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number.
  • : Following new legislation in Rommanda, military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner.
  • : Following new legislation in Rommanda, students who do not recite the national anthem each morning have to drop and give their teacher 50.
  • : Rommanda was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Rommanda was endorsed by The Republic of Tolfaer.
  • : Following new legislation in Rommanda, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging.

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