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The Holy Empire of Rommanda

“Strength Through Unity, Unity Through Faith”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: Lazarus

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Rommanda

Population25.834 billion

CapitalImperial Greater Parusia
LeaderArchduke Und Blaster Master Reivaj III
FaithLos consejos de Caguaman

CurrencyCaguama
AnimalMazacuata

The Holy Empire of Rommanda is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Archduke Und Blaster Master Reivaj III with an iron fist, and notable for its vat-grown people, parental licensing program, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 25.834 billion Rommandans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry and Education are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperial Greater Parusia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Rommandan economy, worth an astonishing 18,200 trillion Caguamas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 704,508 Caguamas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies, cleaners are very careful not to bump into the big red button on Archduke Und Blaster Master Reivaj III's desk, economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society, and the might of the entire Rommandan Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Rommanda's national animal is the Mazacuata, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Los consejos de Caguaman.

Rommanda is ranked 12,692nd in the world and 214th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 1,975.02038876392 days.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10thMost Patriotic: 31stHighest Poor Incomes: 39thLargest Black Market: 46thMost Corrupt Governments: 56thHighest Average Incomes: 97thHighest Economic Output: 188thLargest Governments: 209thMost Subsidized Industry: 246thMost Devout: 282ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 295thHighest Average Tax Rates: 298thMost Efficient Economies: 422ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 476thMost Advanced Public Transport: 528thLowest Crime Rates: 551stMost Beautiful Environments: 846thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,072ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,232ndMost Developed: 1,458thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,893rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,344thMost Armed: 2,408thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,790thTop
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Best Weather: 3,024thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,331stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,540thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,866thMost Influential: 3,916thSmartest Citizens: 4,520thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,527thRudest Citizens: 6,502ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,625thLargest Populations: 7,159thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,417thMost Authoritarian: 10,641stHealthiest Citizens: 10,861stMost Stationary: 12,692ndTop
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Most Income Equality: 25,023rdMost Conservative: 27,304th
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 10th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 10th in the regionMost Devout: 14th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 25th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 25th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 31st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 33rd in the regionMost Developed: 48th in the regionMost Influential: 49th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 49th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 73rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 89th in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 115th in the regionBest Weather: 129th in the regionMost Armed: 130th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 181st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 200th in the regionMost Stationary: 214th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 239th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 248th in the regionLargest Populations: 267th in the regionRudest Citizens: 341st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 425th in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 586th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 620th in the regionMost Extreme: 647th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 702nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 848th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Rommanda was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Rommanda was endorsed by The Magic Queendom of Covenous.
  • : Rommanda was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Rommanda was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Rommanda was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Following new legislation in Rommanda, the might of the entire Rommandan Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders.
  • : Following new legislation in Rommanda, economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society.
  • : Following new legislation in Rommanda, cleaners are very careful not to bump into the big red button on Archduke Und Blaster Master Reivaj III's desk.
  • : Following new legislation in Rommanda, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies.
  • : Rommanda was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.

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