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The Oppressed Peoples of Roridat

“Truth is a lie, Oppression is liberation” All-father Boyuk Mohatelli

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: Lazarus

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Roridat

Population1.488 billion

CapitalPatriotica
LeaderAll-father Boyuk Mohatelli
FaithStatum Uber Alles

CurrencyBingo
AnimalEagle

The Oppressed Peoples of Roridat is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by All-father Boyuk Mohatelli with an iron fist, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.488 billion Roridatians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Patriotica. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 79.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Roridatian economy, worth 281 trillion Bingos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 189,263 Bingos, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.

Political loyalty is enforced by way of chemical addiction, distant and obscure male relatives succeed to the Roridatian throne, the children of Roridat are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, and contestants on 'Who Wants To Be A Millionheir?' have a 50:50 chance of humiliation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Roridat's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Statum Uber Alles.

Roridat is ranked 131,341st in the world and 5,760th in Lazarus for Most Income Equality, scoring 13.46 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Top
1%
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,322ndTop
5%
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,619thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,642ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,132ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,319thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,529thMost Secular: 3,952ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,071stLargest Black Market: 4,474thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,960thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,417thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,258thFattest Citizens: 6,297thLowest Crime Rates: 6,436thHighest Average Incomes: 6,734thMost Avoided: 7,083rdTop
10%
Most Authoritarian: 8,937thLargest Governments: 9,462ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,196thMost Conservative: 10,326thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,870thLargest Retail Industry: 11,123rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,293rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,078thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,464thLargest Mining Sector: 14,797thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15,269thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,636th
Top
5%
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 86th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 151st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 152nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 159th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 172nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 197th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 205th in the regionMost Secular: 210th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 210th in the regionLargest Black Market: 268th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 285th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 313th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 324th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 347th in the regionTop
10%
Fattest Citizens: 370th in the regionMost Conservative: 383rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 408th in the regionMost Avoided: 456th in the regionMost Influential: 548th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 552nd in the regionLargest Governments: 569th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 608th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 619th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 635th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 718th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Roridat was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Roridat was endorsed by The Free Republic of Aflana.
  • : Roridat was endorsed by The Questionable Existence of Your Imaginary Friend.
  • : Following new legislation in Roridat, contestants on 'Who Wants To Be A Millionheir?' have a 50:50 chance of humiliation.
  • : Following new legislation in Roridat, the children of Roridat are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence.
  • : Following new legislation in Roridat, distant and obscure male relatives succeed to the Roridatian throne.
  • : Following new legislation in Roridat, political loyalty is enforced by way of chemical addiction.
  • : Following new legislation in Roridat, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Roridat, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail.
  • : Following new legislation in Roridat, Roridat's nuclear power is imported from neighbouring countries.

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