The Kingdom of Rosarden is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.344 billion Rosarans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 59.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Rosaran economy, worth 65.3 trillion spears a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 48,560 spears, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally, almost every singles' party has a clergy and courtesans theme, and prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rosarden's national animal is the Chicken, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rosarden is ranked 65,345^th in the world and 4^th in Union of Cavalier States for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 3,775.58 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.