The Queendom of Rosario Vampire is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, pith helmet sales, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 982 million Rosario Vampireans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 36.9%.

The all-consuming Rosario Vampirean economy, worth 98.2 trillion coffees a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 99,969 coffees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

The Rosario Vampirean football team for the Maxxmas ceasefire consists only of Intelligence Corps personnel, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative', young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery, and most of the military's funding goes into researching space-age weaponry. Crime is almost non-existent. Rosario Vampire's national animal is the bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Rosario Vampire is ranked 268,601^st in the world and 9^th in Square Enix for Most Secular, with 11.94 Atheism Rate.