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The Socialist People's Republic of Roulantinia

“El Pueblo Unido Jamás Sera Vencido”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: The Leftist Assembly

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Roulantinia

Population9.057 billion

CapitalCastroviejo
LeaderAlejandro Reyes Rivera
Faithcatholicism

Currencyarruela
Animalreindeer

The Socialist People's Republic of Roulantinia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Alejandro Reyes Rivera with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, lack of airports, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.057 billion Roulantinians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Castroviejo. The average income tax rate is 93.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Roulantine economy, worth 965 trillion arruelas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 106,552 arruelas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you', atheism is seen as a prerequisite for political power, political spontaneity takes a lot of planning, and government negotiators never forget to say "pretty please" when begging for custody of its criminals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Roulantinia's national animal is the reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is catholicism.

Roulantinia is ranked 94,225th in the world and 105th in The Leftist Assembly for Most Stationary, with 483.41148228312 days.

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Most Influential: 1,437thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,325thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,490thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,970thTop
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Most Pacifist: 3,143rdSafest: 4,221stBest Weather: 4,283rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,356thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,500thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,585thNicest Citizens: 4,840thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,703rdMost Inclusive: 5,768thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,425thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,722ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,172ndLargest Publishing Industry: 7,847thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,855thHighest Food Quality: 7,862ndHealthiest Citizens: 8,629thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,001stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,670thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,798thLargest Governments: 12,759thSmartest Citizens: 13,612thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 16,270thMost Income Equality: 16,528thMost Cultured: 16,955thMost Secular: 17,503rdHighest Poor Incomes: 17,528thMost Developed: 25,747th
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Most Influential: 35th in the regionMost Politically Free: 36th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Roulantinia, government negotiators never forget to say "pretty please" when begging for custody of its criminals.
  • : Following new legislation in Roulantinia, political spontaneity takes a lot of planning.
  • : Following new legislation in Roulantinia, atheism is seen as a prerequisite for political power.
  • : Roulantinia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in Roulantinia, lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you'.
  • : Following new legislation in Roulantinia, it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow.
  • : Following new legislation in Roulantinia, the Roulantine Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas.
  • : Following new legislation in Roulantinia, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity.
  • : Following new legislation in Roulantinia, the media seems excessively interested in what Alejandro Reyes Rivera is wearing this season.
  • : Following new legislation in Roulantinia, children's TV shows are having a gay old time.

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