The Trotskyist Federation of Rovnotzka is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by the People's Council with an even hand, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, free-roaming dinosaurs, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, cheerful population of 6.688 billion Rovnotzkon are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yedin. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Rovnotzk economy, worth a remarkable 1,181 trillion Rovnotzk rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 176,707 Rovnotzk rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military advisors frequently remind San Vitenzan farmers that they have to pull the pin on a grenade before throwing it, gift baskets often contain working nukes, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, and ordinary soldiers trade rumors about the top secret "Death From Above" project. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rovnotzka's national animal is the Hyena, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rovnotzka is ranked 112,041^st in the world and 4,905^th in The North Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 61.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.