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The Dictatorship of Rowarriorland

“Be free to oppress your neighbor -mainly Feland-”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: the Rejected Realms

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Rowarriorland

Population44.467 billion

LeaderLeader

Currencygazillion
AnimalTaco

The Dictatorship of Rowarriorland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 44.467 billion Rowarriorlandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Environment, and Education. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Rowarriorlandian economy, worth a remarkable 7,227 trillion gazillions a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 162,531 gazillions, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The latest national park is visited by more sharks than people, the aphorism "there's no need to argue" has been dismissed by Rowarriorlandians, contemporary art museums showcase the latest in centuries-old art, and political spontaneity takes a lot of planning. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rowarriorland's national animal is the Taco, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rowarriorland is ranked 343,784th in the world and 4,911th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -17.98 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 163rdSafest: 230thMost Stationary: 320thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 340thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 403rdHealthiest Citizens: 564thMost Developed: 629thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 632ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 669thLongest Average Lifespans: 684thLowest Crime Rates: 795thLargest Populations: 853rdMost Pacifist: 1,204thBest Weather: 1,415thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,428thHighest Economic Output: 1,854thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,138thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,331stHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,760thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,825thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,872ndMost Efficient Economies: 2,909thTop
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Largest Governments: 3,486thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,511thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,176thSmartest Citizens: 4,251stHighest Food Quality: 5,702ndLargest Publishing Industry: 11,118thMost Secular: 12,359thMost Influential: 13,144thMost Inclusive: 14,260thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,635thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,079thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 18,811thHighest Average Incomes: 20,441stMost Cultured: 22,164th
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Most Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionSafest: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 14th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 15th in the regionMost Developed: 16th in the regionLargest Populations: 18th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 19th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 23rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 25th in the regionBest Weather: 27th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 32nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 38th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 46th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 49th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 51st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 56th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 63rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 65th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 70th in the regionLargest Governments: 76th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 96th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 101st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 117th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 210th in the regionMost Secular: 241st in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 258th in the regionMost Inclusive: 295th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 345th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 407th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 421st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 435th in the region

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