Category: Democratic Socialists | ||
Civil Rights: Average |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Very Good |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: the Rejected Realms
The Dictatorship of Rowarriorland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 44.467 billion Rowarriorlandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Environment, and Education. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Rowarriorlandian economy, worth a remarkable 7,227 trillion gazillions a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 162,531 gazillions, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
The latest national park is visited by more sharks than people, the aphorism "there's no need to argue" has been dismissed by Rowarriorlandians, contemporary art museums showcase the latest in centuries-old art, and political spontaneity takes a lot of planning. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rowarriorland's national animal is the Taco, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Rowarriorland is ranked 343,784th in the world and 4,911th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -17.98 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- :
Rowarriorland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
- :
Rowarriorland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- :
Rowarriorland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- :
Rowarriorland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
- :
Rowarriorland was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from
The The Federation of Cascadian Kingdom, killing 2 million zombies.
- : Following new legislation in
Rowarriorland, political spontaneity takes a lot of planning.
- :
Rowarriorland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombified, Most Zombies, and Most Dead.
- :
Rowarriorland was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from
The Zombie Apocalypse Horror of World War Z, infecting 2,145 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
- :
Rowarriorland was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from
The Zombie Apocalypse Horror of World War Z, infecting 2,226 million survivors.
- :
Rowarriorland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.