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The National Socialist Union of Rowensland

“In a doomed world, our ideals give us hope!” Leader ARO

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Contender

Location: United Fascist Workers Association

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Rowensland

Population3.314 billion

CapitalArya
LeaderLeader ARO
FaithPositive Christianity

CurrencyCoine
AnimalBull Eagle

The National Socialist Union of Rowensland is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Leader ARO with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, aversion to nipples, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.314 billion Rowenslandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arya. The average income tax rate is 71.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rowenslandian economy, worth 457 trillion Coines a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 137,990 Coines, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The government is spending billions of taxpayer Coines to support "struggling" industries, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare, and bands of adventurers rove the countryside searching for monsters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rowensland's national animal is the Bull Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Positive Christianity.

Rowensland is ranked 5,753rd in the world and 5th in United Fascist Workers Association for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 8,214.25 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

Top
5%
Most Armed: 4,685thMost Devout: 4,975thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,476thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,753rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,026thTop
10%
Most Developed: 12,357thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,109thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,717thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,416thLowest Crime Rates: 16,415thMost Conservative: 16,559thHighest Average Incomes: 16,658thMost Efficient Economies: 16,723rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,501stLongest Average Lifespans: 18,609thLargest Governments: 18,972ndBest Weather: 20,806thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,999thMost Authoritarian: 21,068thLargest Publishing Industry: 21,261stLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,563rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,976thLargest Welfare Programs: 22,460thMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,596th
Top
5%
Most Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
10%
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Rowensland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs and Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Following new legislation in Rowensland, bands of adventurers rove the countryside searching for monsters.
  • : Rowensland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Rowensland, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare.
  • : Rowensland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry and Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Rowensland, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions.
  • : Rowensland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Rowensland, the government is spending billions of taxpayer Coines to support "struggling" industries.
  • : Rowensland lodged a message on the United Fascist Workers Association Regional Message Board.
  • : Rowensland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.

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