The District of Royal House of Wettin is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by privy council chairman with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 20.136 billion Wettinians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.3%.

The very strong Wettinian economy, worth 567 trillion juno aurums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is highly specialized and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Soda Sales. Average income is 28,164 juno aurums, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 191,485 per year while the poor average 1,513, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, Royal House of Wettin has designated District City as its capital city, and Privy council chairman has just been declared ruler of Royal House of Wettin in an international press conference. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Royal House of Wettin's national animal is the quick pink fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Royal House of Wettin is ranked 151,489^th in the world and 4^th in Hessen for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.