The Commonwealth of Royal Imperial Australia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by HRH Emperor Dennis II of The RUC with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 22.61 billion Aussies hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Canberra. The average income tax rate is 31.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong an Aussie economy, worth a remarkable 1,273 trillion Australian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Retail, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 56,323 Australian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "Love and peace!" as a way of life, nude art is becoming wildly popular, Koala sanctuaries have been taken over by hydraulic fracturing sites, and carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Royal Imperial Australia's national animal is the Koala, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

Royal Imperial Australia is ranked 113,773^rd in the world and 8^th in The Royal Imperial Directorate for Lowest Crime Rates, with 64.29 law-abiding acts per hour.