The Republic of Royal Imperial South Africa is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by HRH Emperor Dennis II of The RUC with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The quiet, industrious population of 22.632 billion South Africans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pretoria. The average income tax rate is 53.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The South African economy, worth 924 trillion South African Rand a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,852 South African Rand, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vacationers and business travelers are often warned that they may lose the right to vote if they spend too much time overseas, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing, and burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Royal Imperial South Africa's national animal is the Springbok and its national religion is Christianity.

Royal Imperial South Africa is ranked 118,265^th in the world and 13^th in The Royal Imperial Directorate for Lowest Crime Rates, with 63.89 law-abiding acts per hour.