The Oriental Republic of Royal Imperial Uruguay is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by HRH Emperor Dennis II of The RUC with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed population of 22.393 billion Uruguayians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Montevideo. The average income tax rate is 74.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The an Uruguayian economy, worth a remarkable 1,077 trillion Uruguayan Pesos a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Pizza Delivery, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 48,133 Uruguayan Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes, and the government is attempting to revitalize a gutted private sector. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Royal Imperial Uruguay's national animal is the Rufous Hornero, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Royal Imperial Uruguay is ranked 67,928^th in the world and 3^rd in The Royal Imperial Directorate for Lowest Crime Rates, with 70.4 law-abiding acts per hour.