The United Fraternal States of Roznepal is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President Darfi Xepril with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, sprawling nuclear power plants, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5.701 billion Roznepalini hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vilovna. The average income tax rate is 50.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Roznepalino economy, worth a remarkable 1,146 trillion Inomas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 201,133 Inomas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

A faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle, celebrities sit helplessly as they are labeled "pompous womples" by President Darfi Xepril, and government expenses are beyond compare. Crime is totally unknown. Roznepal's national animal is the Roznic Eel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Rozne's Philosophy.

Roznepal is ranked 277,886^th in the world and 11^th in Discornesia for Most Patriotic, with 2.27 flags saluted per person per day.