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The International Authority of Rromai

“It is easier to milk a cow that stands still”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Page

Location: Barbaria

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Rromai

Population1.632 billion

CapitalRrom
LeaderIulian Rădulescu
FaithRomanipen

CurrencyDoner
AnimalHorse

The International Authority of Rromai is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Iulian Rădulescu with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.632 billion Rromas are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rrom. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.7%.

The very strong Rromai economy, worth 105 trillion Doners a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 64,377 Doners, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

The streets are plagued with knife-wielding madmen, corporations are either above the law or corrupting it, town welcome signs list corporate sponsors, and the government has an "easy come, easy go" policy on youth crime. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Rromai's national animal is the Horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Romanipen.

Rromai is ranked 72,077th in the world and 38th in Barbaria for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 3,853.53 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Highest Crime Rates: 3,457thTop
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Most Avoided: 7,715thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,971stFattest Citizens: 9,771stMost Rebellious Youth: 10,487thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12,549thTop
10%
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 19,486thLargest Retail Industry: 25,375thMost Ignorant Citizens: 33,014thMost Primitive: 34,523rd
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Highest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8th in the regionTop
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Most Pacifist: 11th in the regionMost Avoided: 13th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 15th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Rromai was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Rromai was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate and the Top 10% for Most Ignorant Citizens and Most Primitive.
  • : Following new legislation in Rromai, the government has an "easy come, easy go" policy on youth crime.
  • : Following new legislation in Rromai, town welcome signs list corporate sponsors.
  • : Following new legislation in Rromai, corporations are either above the law or corrupting it.
  • : Rromai was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Capitalist Paradise".
  • : Following new legislation in Rromai, the streets are plagued with knife-wielding madmen.
  • : Following new legislation in Rromai, all mothers are allowed six months fully-paid maternity leave.
  • : Following new legislation in Rromai, Iulian Rădulescu spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders.
  • : Following new legislation in Rromai, unused plastic recycling bins are being dumped into landfills by the tonne.

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