The Commonwealth of Rumbuckia is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and parental licensing program. The compassionate population of 1.576 billion Rumbuckians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 53.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Rumbuckian economy, worth 154 trillion Bucks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 98,256 Bucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Internet sites are legally unable to stop their users from posting pornography, t-shirts displaying a photo of Leader performing the Full-Monty are selling out, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime, and beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rumbuckia's national animal is the Rumbuck, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rumbuckia is ranked 39,646^th in the world and 1,685^th in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 4,231.28 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.