The Constitutional Monarchy of Rushkaville is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Joseph Conrad with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 41.199 billion Rushkavilleans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rushkaville City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Rushkavillean economy, worth an astonishing 12,977 trillion Fun Bucks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 315,007 Fun Bucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Turkey Dog Dung" has been declared a national treasure, 'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the Rushkavillean Space Agency, alcoholism is the newest import from Dàguó, and textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rushkaville's national animal is the Turkey Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Rushkaville is ranked 332,456^th in the world and 16,280^th in Lazarus for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -45.78 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.