The Allied States of Russian Subsidiaries is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 13.841 billion Subsidiaries have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Russana. The average income tax rate is 68.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Subsidiarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,421 trillion Subsidized Rubles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 102,722 Subsidized Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bus shelters seem to be designed to let rain in, visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Leader, the parliament building has installed a revolving door, and elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Russian Subsidiaries's national animal is the Siberian Polar Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Memeology.

Russian Subsidiaries is ranked 27,932^nd in the world and 11^th in USSD for Lowest Crime Rates, with 84 law-abiding acts per hour.