The Holy Empire of Russisch is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Grand Emperor with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.142 billion Russischians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Velikij Petrograd. The average income tax rate is 75.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Russischian economy, worth 94.1 trillion Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 82,430 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

One-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners, churches frequently hold public 'contraception burnings', and school history books often refer to Grand Emperor as "that imperialist pig dog". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Russisch's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Tsarism.

Russisch is ranked 58,674^th in the world and 1^st in Pact of Empires for Most Conservative, scoring 75.08 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.