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The Republic of Ruvinheigen

“Forsooth, 'Tis Wolven Wit That Leadeth Us”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Negotiator

Location: Holo

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Ruvinheigen

Population635 million

CurrencyLumione
AnimalWolf

The Republic of Ruvinheigen is a huge, genial nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, unlimited-speed roads, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 635 million Ruvinheigenians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 34.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Ruvinheigenian economy, worth 51.2 trillion Lumiones a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 80,667 Lumiones, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government-sponsored gallows are being erected by Violetist temples, many marriages go virtually unconsummated, golden statues of Wolves line the memorial avenues of the Funerary District, and being nicknamed "Orange Face" has done Leader's credibility no favours. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ruvinheigen's national animal is the Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Ruvinheigen is ranked 21,787th in the world and 4th in Holo for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 5,978.82 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 13,578thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13,620thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 20,638thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 21,787thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23,357thMost Compassionate Citizens: 23,359thMost Authoritarian: 24,071stMost Patriotic: 26,223rd
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ruvinheigen, being nicknamed "Orange Face" has done Leader's credibility no favours.
  • : Following new legislation in Ruvinheigen, golden statues of Wolves line the memorial avenues of the Funerary District.
  • : Following new legislation in Ruvinheigen, many marriages go virtually unconsummated.
  • : Following new legislation in Ruvinheigen, government-sponsored gallows are being erected by Violetist temples.
  • : Following new legislation in Ruvinheigen, corporate lawyers are switching careers to the more lucrative field of green politics.
  • : Following new legislation in Ruvinheigen, if you go into the woods today you're sure of a big surprise.
  • : Following new legislation in Ruvinheigen, local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities.
  • : Ruvinheigen was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Ruvinheigen, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers.
  • : Following new legislation in Ruvinheigen, convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail.

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