The Republika of Rwandah is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its state-planned economy, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 36.252 billion Rwandahians enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The relatively small, socially-minded, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, with Defense, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Spirituality receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 13.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but inefficient Rwandahian economy, worth a remarkable 1,132 trillion RW francs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 31,234 RW francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians are losing their jobs in a plan to make the government 'leaner and fitter', tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, and thousands of cute furry kittens are trampling everything in their path (Rwandah has found easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Rwandah's national animal is the gorilla, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Rwandah is ranked 175,106^th in the world and 23^rd in United Nations for Most Developed, scoring 49.82 on the Human Development Index.