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The Idk of Rwekazaland

“I don't want promises. I want changes.” Rwekaza mwijage

Category: Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Average

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: Callista

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Rwekazaland

Population5.807 billion

CapitalRwekaza City
LeaderRwekaza mwijage
FaithJehovah's Witness

Currencyrwekaza dollers
AnimalLion

The Idk of Rwekazaland is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Rwekaza mwijage with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, irreverence towards religion, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 5.807 billion Rwekazaanns are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rwekaza City. The average income tax rate is 89.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Rwekazalandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,904 trillion rwekaza dollers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 328,037 rwekaza dollers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined, Rwekaza mwijage's speeches are beloved by insomniacs, the Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby Rwekaza Mwijage Pics" has made Rwekaza mwijage's mom a celebrity, and the Department of Reduction of Bureaucratic Red Tape has set up a working committee to investigate its own excessive paperwork. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Rwekazaland's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Jehovah's Witness.

Rwekazaland is ranked 51,296th in the world and 3rd in Callista for Largest Populations, with 5.81 billion Capita.

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1%
Most Subsidized Industry: 254thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 477thLargest Information Technology Sector: 507thLargest Insurance Industry: 595thLargest Black Market: 1,111thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,250thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,251stMost Efficient Economies: 1,355thLargest Mining Sector: 1,450thMost Avoided: 1,500thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,544thHighest Average Incomes: 1,593rdMost Secular: 1,618thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,726thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,105thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,384thTop
5%
Highest Poor Incomes: 2,484thRudest Citizens: 2,581stMost Developed: 3,180thSmartest Citizens: 3,890thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,651stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,136thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,338thLargest Governments: 5,761stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,418thHighest Economic Output: 8,864thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,892ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,729thMost Armed: 11,047thLargest Gambling Industry: 11,314thLargest Retail Industry: 11,462ndTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 16,389thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,835th
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Most Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionTop
10%
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Rwekazaland, the Department of Reduction of Bureaucratic Red Tape has set up a working committee to investigate its own excessive paperwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Rwekazaland, the Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby Rwekaza Mwijage Pics" has made Rwekaza mwijage's mom a celebrity.
  • : Following new legislation in Rwekazaland, Rwekaza mwijage's speeches are beloved by insomniacs.
  • : Following new legislation in Rwekazaland, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined.
  • : Rwekazaland lodged a message on the First World Order Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Rwekazaland, hockey players who drop their gloves discard them on abandoned baseball mitts.
  • : Following new legislation in Rwekazaland, bemused schoolkids colour in their favourite quadratic equations with crayons.
  • : Rwekazaland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry and the Top 5% for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Rwekazaland, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.
  • : Following new legislation in Rwekazaland, environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway.

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