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The Strong people of Rwekazaland

“Strive for greatness!” Rwekaza mwijage

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The North Pacific

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Rwekazaland

Population2.244 billion

CapitalRwekaza city
LeaderRwekaza mwijage
Faithjehovah witness

Currencyrwekaza dollers
Animallion

The Strong people of Rwekazaland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Rwekaza mwijage with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, smutty television, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.244 billion Rwekazaanns are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rwekaza city. The average income tax rate is 59.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rwekazalandian economy, worth 237 trillion rwekaza dollers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 105,770 rwekaza dollers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Asking a cutie their star sign is always met with withering scorn, the Twelve Steps To Logging Off is the most popular mobile download, a new "thought police" branch is being developed, and the secret ingredient is love (and MSG). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Rwekazaland's national animal is the lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is jehovah witness.

Rwekazaland is ranked 88,524th in the world and 4,652nd in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 851.92 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 896thMost Influential: 1,296thTop
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Nudest: 2,071stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,152ndMost Subsidized Industry: 4,670thMost Secular: 4,887thLargest Mining Sector: 6,963rdLargest Insurance Industry: 7,282ndTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,938thLargest Black Market: 8,356thMost Avoided: 8,437thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,324thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,234thMost Efficient Economies: 12,778thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,993rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,202ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15,472nd
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Nudest: 69th in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 81st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 212th in the regionLargest Black Market: 232nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 240th in the regionMost Secular: 255th in the regionMost Avoided: 290th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 295th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 335th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 386th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 477th in the regionMost Influential: 520th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 529th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 578th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 612th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 630th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 160 » Pinguioris, Holy Oranz, Waupun Island, Pallaith, Diodone, Siwale, El Fiji Grande, Sinelona, Shin-Hachioji, The Rhein States, Omnistria, North Armatas, Territorio di Nessuno, Yaorozu, Malta Comino Gozo, PlanetPunk, Spartoptia, Black Templares, Sundred, Wilkshire, Kwaj, Corfad, Great Bights Mum, North Bratislava, Bearical, Lunallian, Dar es Saalam, Hong Kong Empire, Napnomadia, Kasazzastan, Empy, Notyoutopia, Shibutani, Frances Francis the First of France, Dreadton, Koda-Land, Universal State Formula, Xentherida, Wineclaw, Federation Terra Australis, East Supple Lund, New Pruessen, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Unsophisticate, Sunto, Ostrolia, Outer Egorniand, Cloydicia, The Pantheons, Ninjak30, and 110 others.Selfgradatude, Amauri, Yukti, Shadowrik, Sil Dorsett, The South Falls, Maott, Ham Federation, General COE, Renzic, United Draconia, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Vincone Cae, The Windmilluminati, Ethnon, Minuda, Pasargad, New Lakemba, Buckerino, New Bremerton, Surikatia, Alunya, Moubarakistan, Ainsworth, Steraz, Sheldanada, Ozstan, Wallis Island, Atain, Kyrianian, The Sinclarian Provinces, Highton Islands, Union of Austria-Hungary, Niradans, The Iron Lions, New Trisone, Guer Aike, The Discipled, Votak Matim, Q w e r t y, Egalico, Acrabinnia, Solmetria, Joodey, Torakuen, Fendlium, Guslantis, Beautifil Russia of The Future, Ibiscaton, Saturns Edge, Fayyayid, Jasminlandia, Zemnaya Svoboda, Steampunk Ariel, Plangainer, Marijuana Haven, Trillius, Misuvelia, Unimaginable Doom, Ejhsa, Victoriaans Nederlands, Lomjia, 1 very fast endotarter, Yugobatania, Ikea Rike, Free Azzaca, Aratani, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Haor Chall, Noahs Second Country, Former English Colony, Test for a new hope, Rynion, Elder Realms, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, Constantinolia, Loutsland, Kobagia, Xzavia-Hjar, Glurponia, Zumlandia, Runeda, Utopicican, Daiz, Sockmanland, Valhalla123, Orado, The Tampa Bay Rays, Makersaulache, New Octicarg, Duerrlewang, Grimandia, Cuyan, Quebekistand, McMasterdonia, Frie Annium, Orven, The Stratosphere Islands, Great Robertia, Ponantine, Racoda, Wisconsota, The Nation that will win Soops for 9003, Gnomewatchers, Kaschovia, Darcania, Gorundu, Nothru Lerple, Angshire, and Miruma.

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