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The Peoples Republic of Ryan Coast

“Hard Work and Loyalty are the virtues of Ryan Coast” Supreme Chancellor Ryan Mozzarella

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: Balder

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Ryan Coast

Population4.654 billion

CapitalRyan Coast Funland
LeaderSupreme Chancellor Ryan Mozzarella
FaithCoastal Catholicism

CurrencyBlob Buck
AnimalRyan Coast Sea Lion

The Peoples Republic of Ryan Coast is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Supreme Chancellor Ryan Mozzarella with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 4.654 billion Ryan Coastals hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ryan Coast Funland. The average income tax rate is 29.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ryan Coastian economy, worth 387 trillion Blob Bucks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail and Book Publishing. Average income is 83,218 Blob Bucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, almost all the visible space on TV screens is taken up by advertising, and penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ryan Coast's national animal is the Ryan Coast Sea Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Coastal Catholicism.

Ryan Coast is ranked 152,766th in the world and 6,034th in Balder for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -10.68 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,107thMost Devout: 1,244thTop
5%
Most Primitive: 1,906thRudest Citizens: 2,677thLargest Retail Industry: 3,522ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,910thMost Cultured: 4,126thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,411thMost Efficient Economies: 4,627thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,856thTop
10%
Most Armed: 9,178thLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,368thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,523rdMost Beautiful Environments: 12,566thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,918thBest Weather: 13,827thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,506thNicest Citizens: 15,595th
Top
1%
Most Devout: 54th in the regionTop
5%
Most Ignorant Citizens: 71st in the regionRudest Citizens: 99th in the regionMost Primitive: 106th in the regionMost Cultured: 181st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 188th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 194th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 202nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 279th in the regionTop
10%
Most Subsidized Industry: 343rd in the regionMost Armed: 406th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 543rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ryan Coast, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'.
  • : Following new legislation in Ryan Coast, almost all the visible space on TV screens is taken up by advertising.
  • : Following new legislation in Ryan Coast, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Ryan Coast, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws.
  • : Following new legislation in Ryan Coast, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours.
  • : Following new legislation in Ryan Coast, saying "don't do anything that Supreme Chancellor Ryan Mozzarella wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal.
  • : Following new legislation in Ryan Coast, the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Ryan Coast Funland for fear of causing a fuss.
  • : Following new legislation in Ryan Coast, rundown towns are frequently sold to billionaires for their pet projects.
  • : Following new legislation in Ryan Coast, primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit.
  • : Following new legislation in Ryan Coast, tabloids coo over Supreme Chancellor Ryan Mozzarella's expected child.

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