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The Bidimensional Twin-Königrike of Rynese Empire

“Eternity is but a timestamp within our history.” Postaegis Takahashi

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Regional Influence: Nipper

Location: The North Pacific


Rynese Empire

Population3.865 billion

CapitalBrandenburg Alter
LeaderPostaegis Takahashi

CurrencyEmden und Rynen Reichsmark
AnimalTemporeaum Eagle

The Bidimensional Twin-Königrike of Rynese Empire is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Postaegis Takahashi with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, strictly enforced bedtime, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.865 billion Rynese are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Education and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brandenburg Alter. The average income tax rate is 37.6%.

The Rynen economy, worth 339 trillion Emden und Rynen Reichsmarks a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 87,878 Emden und Rynen Reichsmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

The nation has always been at war with Moltovea, only clowns with PhDs from clown college can advise Postaegis Takahashi on Rynese Empire's coulrophobia epidemic, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, and squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Rynese Empire's national animal is the Temporeaum Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Atheist.

Rynese Empire is ranked 79,490th in the world and 3,751st in The North Pacific for Most Average, scoring 38.29 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 6,131stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,693rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,429thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 12,470thLargest Black Market: 15,017thMost Secular: 16,311th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 223rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 285th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 311th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 491st in the regionMost Stationary: 625th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 693rd in the regionMost Avoided: 723rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 770th in the regionMost Secular: 822nd in the region

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