Category: Authoritarian Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Very Strong |
Political Freedoms: Average |
Regional Influence: Squire
Location: Lakes in Finland
The Federation of Saaksjarvi Lake is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate population of 1.29 billion Saaksjarvi Lakeans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The large, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 60.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The very strong Saaksjarvi Lakean economy, worth 92.9 trillion gambles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 72,030 gambles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Artists regularly face criminal charges and art-burning parties are common, toddler groups have taken over local libraries, radio stations are forbidden to play anything with too much drum or bass, and citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saaksjarvi Lake's national animal is the gamble, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Saaksjarvi Lake is ranked 70,977th in the world and 43rd in Lakes in Finland for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 60.67 Effective Tax Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Saaksjarvi Lake was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nicest Citizens and the Top 10% for Most Conservative and Most Authoritarian.
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Saaksjarvi Lake, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages.
- : Following new legislation in
Saaksjarvi Lake, radio stations are forbidden to play anything with too much drum or bass.
- : Following new legislation in
Saaksjarvi Lake, toddler groups have taken over local libraries.
- : Following new legislation in
Saaksjarvi Lake, artists regularly face criminal charges and art-burning parties are common.
- : Following new legislation in
Saaksjarvi Lake, hospitals have to sell their computers on vBay in order to afford the ransomware decryption payments.
- : Following new legislation in
Saaksjarvi Lake, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
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Saaksjarvi Lake, the "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance.
- : Following new legislation in
Saaksjarvi Lake, the last thing Saaksjarvi Lakean soldiers hear before charging into battle is a preacher trying to convert them.
- : Following new legislation in
Saaksjarvi Lake, people with political aspirations study how to make balloon animals.