“Hauptsach gudd gess.”
|Category: Conservative Democracy|
Regional Influence: Vassal
The United Christian Emirates of Saarabien is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its aversion to nipples, frequent executions, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 6.463 billion Saarabs are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.
The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saarbrigge. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.3%.
The thriving Saarabian economy, worth 529 trillion Saarfrankens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Automobile Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is 81,864 Saarfrankens, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.
Hammering a nail into a wall is an effective death sentence, voting is voluntary, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, and wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Saarabien's national animal is the Lyoner, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Saarabien's influence in Deutschland rose from "Nipper" to "Vassal".
- : Saarabien relocated from Balder to Deutschland.
- : Saarabien altered its national flag.
- : Saarabien was refounded in Balder.
- : Saarabien ceased to exist in Deutschland.
- : Saarabien was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombies, Most Dead, and Most Zombified.
- : Saarabien was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Technocratic Republic of Cubestria, infecting 49 million survivors.
- : Saarabien was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Technocratic Republic of Cubestria, infecting 317 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
- : Saarabien was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Technocratic Republic of Cubestria, infecting 489 million survivors.
- : Saarabien's influence in Deutschland rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".