by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics

Advertisement

Spotlight on:

National Flag

The United Christian Emirates of Saarabien

“Hauptsach gudd gess.”

Category: Conservative Democracy
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Thriving
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: Deutschland

OverviewFactbookPoliciesPeopleGovernmentEconomyRankTrendCards

Saarabien

Population5.226 billion

CapitalSaarbrigge

CurrencySaarfranken
AnimalLyoner

The United Christian Emirates of Saarabien is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5.226 billion Saarabs are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saarbrigge. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.3%.

The thriving Saarabian economy, worth 427 trillion Saarfrankens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Automobile Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is 81,864 Saarfrankens, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Hammering a nail into a wall is an effective death sentence, voting is voluntary, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, and wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Saarabien's national animal is the Lyoner, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Saarabien is ranked 112,907th in the world and 23rd in Deutschland for Most Average, scoring 36.15 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

Top
5%
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 4,280thFattest Citizens: 6,169thTop
10%
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12,196thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12,375thHighest Disposable Incomes: 13,266thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,040thMost Primitive: 16,295thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,876thMost Armed: 18,356thMost Avoided: 20,046th
Top
5%
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionTop
10%
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Saarabien was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Saarabien was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Saarabien was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Saarabien was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Saarabien was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Saarabien was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Saarabien was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Saarabien was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Saarabien was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Saarabien was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.

More...

Report