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The United Christian Emirates of Saarabien

“Hauptsach gudd gess.”

Category: Conservative Democracy
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Thriving
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: Deutschland

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Saarabien

Population3.515 billion

CapitalSaarbrigge

CurrencySaarfranken
AnimalLyoner

The United Christian Emirates of Saarabien is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, triple-decker prams, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.515 billion Saarabs are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saarbrigge. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.5%.

The thriving Saarabian economy, worth 286 trillion Saarfrankens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Automobile Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is 81,381 Saarfrankens, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Hammering a nail into a wall is an effective death sentence, voting is voluntary, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, and wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Saarabien's national animal is the Lyoner, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Saarabien is ranked 33,109th in the world and 7th in Deutschland for Most Pro-Market, scoring 65 on the Rand Index.

Top
5%
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3,529thFattest Citizens: 5,649thTop
10%
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,386thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11,473rdMost Primitive: 12,009thHighest Disposable Incomes: 12,505thMost Rebellious Youth: 13,521stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,046thMost Avoided: 15,656thMost Armed: 16,558th
Top
5%
Fattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionTop
10%
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Saarabien was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Saarabien was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Armed.
  • : Saarabien was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Armed.
  • : Saarabien was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Armed.
  • : Following new legislation in Saarabien, wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps.
  • : Following new legislation in Saarabien, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read.
  • : Following new legislation in Saarabien, voting is voluntary.
  • : Saarabien was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Saarabien changed its national nation type to "United Christian Emirates".
  • : Saarabien's influence in Deutschland rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".

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