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The United Christian Emirates of Saarabien

“Hauptsach gudd gess.”

Category: Conservative Democracy
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Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: Deutschland



Population6.463 billion



The United Christian Emirates of Saarabien is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its aversion to nipples, frequent executions, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 6.463 billion Saarabs are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saarbrigge. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.3%.

The thriving Saarabian economy, worth 529 trillion Saarfrankens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Automobile Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is 81,864 Saarfrankens, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Hammering a nail into a wall is an effective death sentence, voting is voluntary, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, and wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Saarabien's national animal is the Lyoner, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Saarabien is ranked 153,062nd in the world and 41st in Deutschland for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 962.1 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 4,621stFattest Citizens: 6,432ndTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 12,514thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13,168thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,197thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 15,972ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,089thMost Primitive: 19,332ndMost Armed: 21,983rdMost Avoided: 22,511th
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the region

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