The Federation of Saarjarv Landscape Conservation Area is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, keen interest in outer space, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.151 billion Saarjarv Landscape Conservation Areans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 60.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Saarjarv Landscape Conservation Arean economy, worth 93.1 trillion gambles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 80,848 gambles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers, a cyber-war between file sharers and the music industry formats hard drives across the country, virtual assistants are seen with increasing suspicion every time they get an upgrade, and the standardised national curriculum requires that all-male classes be taught why they have periods. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saarjarv Landscape Conservation Area's national animal is the gamble, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Saarjarv Landscape Conservation Area is ranked 47,343^rd in the world and 52^nd in Protected Landscapes of Estonia for Most Conservative, scoring 77.25 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.