The Woodhouse Sanctum of Sacred Deutschland is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 24.176 billion Sacred Deutschlandians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government prioritizes Law & Order, although Industry, Defense, and Healthcare are also considered important. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.9%.

The powerhouse Sacred Deutschlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,583 trillion $$s a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 65,485 $$s, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.

The government tries not to listen to the people unless it absolutely has to, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, politicians have to be granted day-release from prison to speak on bills, and citizens who don't follow a major religion are closely monitored for signs of self-harm. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sacred Deutschland's national animal is the ^-^, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Sacred Deutschland is ranked 155,543^rd in the world and 1^st in Alliance of Stalinist Workers for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 345.73 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.