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The Community of Sadist Lolis

“Oh, you like that don't you”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Frightening
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Corrupted

Regional Influence: Unproven

Location: The North Pacific

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Sadist Lolis

Population188 million

Currencydollar
Animaldove

The Community of Sadist Lolis is a very large, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 188 million Sadist Lolisians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Industry. Income tax is unheard of.

The strong Sadist Lolisian economy, worth 8.96 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Automobile Manufacturing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 47,643 dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 422,868 per year while the poor average 740, a ratio of 570 to 1.

Movement-triggered sensors mean that for every door that closes another one opens, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation, all streets are privately owned toll roads, and it's a hard-knock life for the orphans doing factory work for a pittance. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Sadist Lolis's national animal is the dove, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Sadist Lolis is ranked 4,942nd in the world and 66th in The North Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 96.44 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

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Most Politically Free: 1,716thMost Extreme: 1,839thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,855thMost Pro-Market: 1,963rdHighest Crime Rates: 2,097thRudest Citizens: 3,016thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4,199thMost Armed: 4,470thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4,942ndHighest Drug Use: 5,240thFattest Citizens: 5,979thMost Avoided: 6,586thNudest: 7,612thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,316thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,379thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 8,813thMost Primitive: 14,689thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 16,620th
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Most Politically Free: 4th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 11th in the regionMost Extreme: 37th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 66th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 81st in the regionTop
5%
Highest Drug Use: 95th in the regionMost Armed: 170th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 173rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 174th in the regionFattest Citizens: 204th in the regionMost Avoided: 212th in the regionNudest: 249th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 282nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 315th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 347th in the regionTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 764th in the regionMost Primitive: 861st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Sadist Lolis was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes and Highest Unexpected Death Rate and the Top 10% for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Sadist Lolis was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Sadist Lolis, it's a hard-knock life for the orphans doing factory work for a pittance.
  • : Following new legislation in Sadist Lolis, all streets are privately owned toll roads.
  • : Following new legislation in Sadist Lolis, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation.
  • : Following new legislation in Sadist Lolis, movement-triggered sensors mean that for every door that closes another one opens.
  • : Following new legislation in Sadist Lolis, major archaeological findings are frequently bulldozed to make way for new buildings.
  • : Following new legislation in Sadist Lolis, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers.
  • : Following new legislation in Sadist Lolis, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines.
  • : Following new legislation in Sadist Lolis, a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass.

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