Category: Moralistic Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Strong |
Political Freedoms: Some |
Regional Influence: Contender
Location: Tojo Clan
Population | 522 million |
Currency | yen |
Animal | tiger |
The Tojo Clan Subsidiary of Saejima Family is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, avowedly heterosexual populace, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 522 million yakuza are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.9%.
The strong yakuza economy, worth 41.9 trillion yen a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 80,264 yen, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.
A new "thought police" branch is being developed, camera crews have accompanied conscripted dancers to film 'Marching On Ice', hoping to get pregnant is considered sinful presumption, and foreign heads of state have taken out restraining orders against yakuza ambassadors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saejima Family's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Saejima Family is ranked 56,624th in the world and 3rd in Tojo Clan for Most Primitive, scoring 51.48 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Saejima Family was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Saejima Family, foreign heads of state have taken out restraining orders against yakuza ambassadors.
- : Following new legislation in Saejima Family, hoping to get pregnant is considered sinful presumption.
- : Following new legislation in Saejima Family, camera crews have accompanied conscripted dancers to film 'Marching On Ice'.
- : Following new legislation in Saejima Family, a new "thought police" branch is being developed.
- : Following new legislation in Saejima Family, forest fires have dropped dramatically as there are hardly any forests left.
- : Saejima Family changed its national nation type to "Tojo Clan Subsidiary".
- : Following new legislation in Saejima Family, the skeletons of lost tourists litter the ground of the Great Yakuza Desert.
- : Following new legislation in Saejima Family, promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service.
- : Following new legislation in Saejima Family, a murderous reputation can revitalise a flagging celebrity career.