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The Serene Compassionate Utopia of Safj

“Live Life How You Choose; Live It Well.”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Excessive
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Handshaker

Location: Texas

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Safj

Population34.767 billion

CapitalGarfield
LeaderTree Person

CurrencyIvox
AnimalDodo

The Serene Compassionate Utopia of Safj is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Tree Person with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 34.767 billion Safjians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Garfield. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Safjian economy, worth an astonishing 14,111 trillion Ivoxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 405,891 Ivoxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tree Person has more friends than ever before, conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors, the government's foreign policy statements are less threatening than a World Assembly cease-and-desist letter, and Safj has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world. Crime is totally unknown. Safj's national animal is the Dodo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Safj is ranked 207,478th in the world and 193rd in Texas for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -35.14 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 9thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14thMost Beautiful Environments: 15thMost Inclusive: 15thMost Pacifist: 17thLargest Governments: 18thMost Advanced Public Education: 19thNicest Citizens: 22ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 24thMost Compassionate Citizens: 26thMost Developed: 26thMost Cultured: 27thBest Weather: 34thLongest Average Lifespans: 34thMost Rebellious Youth: 41stHealthiest Citizens: 43rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 45thMost Advanced Public Transport: 46thSmartest Citizens: 54thLeast Corrupt Governments: 94thMost Subsidized Industry: 149thHighest Poor Incomes: 173rdHighest Economic Output: 184thLowest Crime Rates: 244thMost Efficient Economies: 366thMost Valuable International Artwork: 403rdSafest: 446thHighest Average Incomes: 697thLargest Populations: 969thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,212thHighest Drug Use: 1,810thTop
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Most Influential: 2,293rdLargest Publishing Industry: 2,820thMost Secular: 5,565thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,652ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,976thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,716thNudest: 9,075thTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 13,889thMost Income Equality: 19,120thMost Stationary: 20,011th
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionMost Income Equality: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionNudest: 8th in the regionMost Secular: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 9th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 11th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 13th in the regionMost Extreme: 18th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Safj, Safj has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, the government's foreign policy statements are less threatening than a World Assembly cease-and-desist letter.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors.
  • : Safj was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, Tree Person has more friends than ever before.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, mollycoddled youths run the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Tree Person's bedroom.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, the nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear".

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