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The Serene Compassionate Utopia of Safj

“Live Life How You Choose; Live It Well.”

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Hermit

Location: A Slice of Surreality

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Safj

Population44.135 billion

CapitalGarfield
LeaderJay

CurrencyIvox
AnimalDodo

The Serene Compassionate Utopia of Safj is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Jay with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 44.135 billion Safjians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Garfield. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Safjian economy, worth an astonishing 19,881 trillion Ivoxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 450,472 Ivoxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Flu research is commonly shut down for fear of creating a superbug, government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens", search-and-rescue organisations are the biggest employer in the country, and family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries. Crime is totally unknown. Safj's national animal is the Dodo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Safj is ranked 344th in the world and 1st in A Slice of Surreality for Safest, scoring 199.48 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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Highest Average Tax Rates: 10thLargest Welfare Programs: 10thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13thMost Pacifist: 15thMost Cheerful Citizens: 15thLargest Governments: 15thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16thMost Beautiful Environments: 18thMost Advanced Public Education: 22ndHighest Food Quality: 23rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23rdNicest Citizens: 25thMost Cultured: 28thMost Compassionate Citizens: 29thMost Inclusive: 31stMost Rebellious Youth: 32ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 35thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 36thMost Developed: 41stLongest Average Lifespans: 44thBest Weather: 49thMost Advanced Public Transport: 52ndHealthiest Citizens: 59thSmartest Citizens: 63rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 65thHighest Economic Output: 161stLowest Crime Rates: 237thHighest Poor Incomes: 272ndSafest: 344thMost Efficient Economies: 364thMost Subsidized Industry: 385thMost Valuable International Artwork: 442ndHighest Average Incomes: 805thLargest Populations: 856thMost Scientifically Advanced: 973rdLargest Publishing Industry: 1,936thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,555thTop
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Most Secular: 4,764thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,001stTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 17,823rdNudest: 19,213thMost Income Equality: 27,052nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Safj, family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, search-and-rescue organisations are the biggest employer in the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens".
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, flu research is commonly shut down for fear of creating a superbug.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars.
  • : Safj rejected a request from Pecan Sandies for an embassy with A Slice of Surreality.
  • : Safj agreed to construct embassies between A Slice of Surreality and Hiba.

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