The Serene Compassionate Utopia of Safj is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Jay with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 44.135 billion Safjians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Garfield. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Safjian economy, worth an astonishing 19,881 trillion Ivoxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 450,472 Ivoxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Flu research is commonly shut down for fear of creating a superbug, government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens", search-and-rescue organisations are the biggest employer in the country, and family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries. Crime is totally unknown. Safj's national animal is the Dodo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Safj is ranked 344^th in the world and 1^st in A Slice of Surreality for Safest, scoring 199.48 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.