The Serene Compassionate Utopia of Safj is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Tree Person with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 34.767 billion Safjians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Garfield. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Safjian economy, worth an astonishing 14,111 trillion Ivoxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 405,891 Ivoxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tree Person has more friends than ever before, conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors, the government's foreign policy statements are less threatening than a World Assembly cease-and-desist letter, and Safj has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world. Crime is totally unknown. Safj's national animal is the Dodo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Safj is ranked 207,478^th in the world and 193^rd in Texas for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -35.14 on the Hickory Productivity Index.