The People's Republic of SAFTian Starship 2 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and suspicion of poets. The democratic, devout population of 1.726 billion SAFTian Starship 2ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Administration, Education, and Welfare also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 24.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong SAFTian Starship 2ian economy, worth 85.6 trillion brains a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 49,604 brains, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Students are explicitly allowed to write answers on their forearms before exams, former arsonists can be found on local fire brigades, Leader's perky ego is the talk of the town, and every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. SAFTian Starship 2's national animal is the zombie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

SAFTian Starship 2 is ranked 106,172^nd in the world and 2^nd in Southeastern Wisconsin for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 2,909.12 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.