by Max Barry

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The Dark Blue Flag of Saint Alban Islands

“Unity through Ejection of Liberals”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Regional Influence: Dominator

Location: S U C C


Saint Alban Islands

Population4.281 billion

LeaderFederation of Communes

CurrencySaint Alban tālā
AnimalAlbanese Kea

The Dark Blue Flag of Saint Alban Islands is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Federation of Communes with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.281 billion Saint Albanese are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. The average income tax rate is 81.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Saint Albanese economy, worth 486 trillion Saint Alban tālās a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 113,605 Saint Alban tālās, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, a commonwealth of equal nations recognises that Saint Alban Islands is a bit more equal than the others, the state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation, and political candidates who don't release their birth certificates are presumed to have been born in Maxtopia. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saint Alban Islands's national animal is the Albanese Kea, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Saint Alban Islands is ranked 109,069th in the world and 2nd in S U C C for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 606.11 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most Influential: 2,530thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,287thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,723rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,023rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,533rdBest Weather: 6,059thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,246thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,359thRudest Citizens: 6,741stMost Beautiful Environments: 6,862ndMost Developed: 7,747thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,484thMost Secular: 8,691stMost Inclusive: 9,653rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,190thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 10,489thSmartest Citizens: 10,815thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,916thNicest Citizens: 10,996thSafest: 11,646thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,066thMost Pacifist: 12,123rdHighest Drug Use: 12,990thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,034thHealthiest Citizens: 13,176thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,470thLargest Governments: 14,697thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,714thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,312thMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,792ndLowest Crime Rates: 17,622ndMost Efficient Economies: 18,003rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,316thMost Cheerful Citizens: 20,286th

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