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The Dark Blue Flag of Saint Alban Islands

“Unity through Ejection of Liberals”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Dominator

Location: S U C C

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Saint Alban Islands

Population4.683 billion

LeaderFederation of Communes

CurrencySaint Alban tālā
AnimalAlbanese Kea

The Dark Blue Flag of Saint Alban Islands is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Federation of Communes with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, soft-spoken computers, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.683 billion Saint Albanese are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 82.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Saint Albanese economy, worth 509 trillion Saint Alban tālās a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 108,885 Saint Alban tālās, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A policy of plausible deniability helps protect the government from athletic doping scandals, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, the banshee wail foretells skies of death, and every school is receiving a brand new eraser. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saint Alban Islands's national animal is the Albanese Kea, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Saint Alban Islands is ranked 24,020th in the world and 1st in S U C C for Nudest, with 216.75 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

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5%
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,386thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,449thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,804thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,299thBest Weather: 5,592ndMost Advanced Public Education: 5,710thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,170thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,429thRudest Citizens: 6,490thMost Influential: 7,464thMost Developed: 7,766thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,134thMost Secular: 8,601stLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,670thMost Inclusive: 9,924thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,200thSmartest Citizens: 10,702ndTop
10%
Most Compassionate Citizens: 11,561stNicest Citizens: 11,636thSafest: 12,219thMost Pacifist: 12,304thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,819thHealthiest Citizens: 12,926thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,295thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,387thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,036thLargest Governments: 15,293rdHighest Drug Use: 15,565thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,608thMost Efficient Economies: 18,063rdLowest Crime Rates: 18,177thMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,417thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,741stMost Cheerful Citizens: 20,341st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Saint Alban Islands altered the regional flag of S U C C.
  • : Following new legislation in Saint Alban Islands, every school is receiving a brand new eraser.
  • : Following new legislation in Saint Alban Islands, the banshee wail foretells skies of death.
  • : Following new legislation in Saint Alban Islands, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts.
  • : Following new legislation in Saint Alban Islands, a policy of plausible deniability helps protect the government from athletic doping scandals.
  • : Saint Alban Islands voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Supporting and Valuing the Humanities"".
  • : Following new legislation in Saint Alban Islands, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion.
  • : Following new legislation in Saint Alban Islands, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
  • : Following new legislation in Saint Alban Islands, the nation refuses to provide international aid.
  • : Following new legislation in Saint Alban Islands, turning the other cheek is accompanied by a polite letter of complaint.

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