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The Syndicalist Federation of Saint Alban Islands

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Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: Thaecia


Saint Alban Islands

Population2.697 billion

CurrencySaint Alban tālā
AnimalAlbanese Kea

The Syndicalist Federation of Saint Alban Islands is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.697 billion Saint Albanese are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. The average income tax rate is 79.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Saint Albanese economy, worth 276 trillion Saint Alban tālās a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 102,571 Saint Alban tālās, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Libraries are bulldozed to make way for internet cafés, prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, and saying "don't do anything that Leader wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saint Alban Islands's national animal is the Albanese Kea, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Saint Alban Islands is ranked 140,804th in the world and 255th in Thaecia for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -5.29 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,542ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,942ndMost Influential: 5,304thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,577thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,550thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,788thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,308thBest Weather: 7,512thMost Secular: 8,373rdTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 8,543rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,597thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,739thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,767thNicest Citizens: 9,032ndLargest Welfare Programs: 9,660thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,840thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,571stMost Pacifist: 10,759thMost Inclusive: 11,455thMost Developed: 11,960thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,591stSmartest Citizens: 12,799thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,101stLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,397thSafest: 15,520thHealthiest Citizens: 15,692ndMost Subsidized Industry: 16,220thLargest Governments: 16,657th
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 8th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 14th in the regionMost Income Equality: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 14th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 18th in the regionNudest: 18th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 19th in the regionMost Secular: 23rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 23rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 23rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 25th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 25th in the regionMost Influential: 26th in the regionNicest Citizens: 26th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 27th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 29th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 30th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 30th in the region

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