The Catholic Theocracy of Saint Anistoratavo is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Seija Ruotsalainen with a fair hand, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.202 billion Saints are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Kiramood. The average income tax rate is 37.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Anistoratavian economy, worth 235 trillion Riyals a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 73,491 Riyals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Lending money has become a major liability, high school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate, rabbits are known to spontaneously explode without warning, and the practice of capital punishment proves divisive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Saint Anistoratavo's national animal is the Tayra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Saint Anistoratavo is ranked 118,025^th in the world and 247^th in United Kingdom for Lowest Crime Rates, with 63.92 law-abiding acts per hour.