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The Holy Ecclesiarch of Saint Cinder

“Pie Charts make line go up” Pope Corperate

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: the South Pacific

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Saint Cinder

Population9.384 billion

CapitalSic Mundus Creatus Est
LeaderPope Corperate
FaithPantheon of Saint Cinder

CurrencyBlessings
AnimalThe Great Auk

The Holy Ecclesiarch of Saint Cinder is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Pope Corperate with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, infamous sell-swords, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.384 billion Saint Cinderians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Administration also on the agenda, while Social Policy is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sic Mundus Creatus Est. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Saint Cinderian economy, worth a remarkable 3,237 trillion Blessings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 345,005 Blessings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Immigrant herding has become a national pastime, left-wing militias train children how to properly burn down banks, people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating, and the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saint Cinder's national animal is the The Great Auk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pantheon of Saint Cinder.

Saint Cinder is ranked 313,033rd in the world and 5,224th in the South Pacific for Most Secular, with 0.49 Atheism Rate.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 109thMost Devout: 127thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 173rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 210thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 358thMost Patriotic: 705thMost Corrupt Governments: 984thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,027thLargest Black Market: 1,046thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,328thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,331stMost Armed: 1,622ndLowest Crime Rates: 1,684thLargest Governments: 1,758thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,835thHighest Average Incomes: 1,891stMost Beautiful Environments: 2,925thMost Cultured: 3,013thTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 3,160thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,163rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,046thMost Influential: 4,298thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,787thBest Weather: 6,252ndMost Authoritarian: 6,773rdHighest Economic Output: 6,906thMost Efficient Economies: 7,298thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,726thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,034thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,633rdNudest: 13,871stTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 19,482ndHealthiest Citizens: 20,300thMost Conservative: 20,997th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Patriotic: 11th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Black Market: 16th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 20th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 21st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 23rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 25th in the regionLargest Governments: 32nd in the regionMost Armed: 32nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 33rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 34th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 38th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 45th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 53rd in the regionMost Cultured: 65th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 79th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 89th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 103rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 109th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 122nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 135th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 160th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 168th in the regionBest Weather: 204th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 208th in the regionNudest: 231st in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 285th in the regionMost Conservative: 427th in the regionMost Influential: 448th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 466th in the regionLargest Populations: 496th in the region

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