Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Rare |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Regional Influence: Page
Location: the South Pacific
Population | 8.207 billion |
Capital | Sic Mundus Creatus Est |
Leader | Pope Gemstone |
Faith | Pantheon of Saint Cinder |
Currency | Blessings |
Animal | The Great Auk |
The Holy Ecclesiarch of Saint Cinder is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Pope Gemstone with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, prohibition of alcohol, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.207 billion Saint Cinderians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Administration also on the agenda, while Social Policy is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sic Mundus Creatus Est. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Saint Cinderian economy, worth a remarkable 2,827 trillion Blessings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 344,510 Blessings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Amorous nobles always bring the same disappointing gift to weddings, military spending is on the increase, stoogery and pratfalls are about as scathingly clever as Saint Cinderian humor gets, and the teaching of evolution has been banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saint Cinder's national animal is the The Great Auk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pantheon of Saint Cinder.
Saint Cinder is ranked 3,047th in the world and 67th in the South Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 216 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Saint Cinder was endorsed by The Constitutional Empire of Stelmund.
- : Saint Cinder was endorsed by The Free Land of Genoxelande.
- : Saint Cinder was endorsed by The Kingdom of Geneek.
- : Saint Cinder was endorsed by The Confederation of Canamerico and Greenland.
- : Saint Cinder was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cultured.
- : Saint Cinder was endorsed by The Community of Anarco Argentina.
- : Saint Cinder lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Saint Cinder lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Saint Cinder lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Saint Cinder was endorsed by The Very Democractic Nation of Eastern Juble Lux.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 142 » Jehenna, Amerion, The Worst army of, Curlyhoward, Bawkie, PenguinPies, Ralphburg, Bleakfoot, Land Without Shrimp, Farengeto, Wehraboos, Drugged Monkeys, Myness, Hanguk-Nippon, Midand, Abarri, Ebonhand, Aidenfieeld, Tepertopia, Phanama, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Nowa Europa, Shefino, Rebel-topia, Unojo, Drystar, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Beblahbleblo, Sutarianesia, Anatasha, Saciu, Tsunamy, Kringalia, The naked people, Darakin, Arscanesia, Ostavaria, The Haughtherlands, Venezia Pacifica, Kanatian Percocet, Eleuthelrium, Chernaya Zvezda, Skaladoria, Bonobiana, Xandev, Societyland, Paganan, Bavaristan, Froshar, Altnavia, and 92 others.Great Lothian, Gracca, ARIAPOLIS01, No moking, Lynxaion, Soem, Linden Oak, Al Madhaa, Zanforadon, Grand Milania, Tiazan, Farelonia, New Bulacan, Holy Free, Goldnation, Sgaana, Valles Stellarum, Estival, Sporaltryus, Kazhinskia, America Gone Wrong, West Pastafaria, Khnomania, Galactya, North Pernambuco, Arlandias, Pepoland, The Free Falklands, Dhemixia, Empire of Pekoland, Baron Ungern and Tzar Nicholas, Tanyaland, Yugarritia, Ever Testing, Hacrela, Cerespasia, Gonthavnor, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Aurcania, Alvira, Bohenia, Asarana, Morian, Kaoia, The real Ireland, Marnrio, West Khazana Finsstan, Doundaly, Belschaft, Blipp, Phyakaran, Teasonda, Moreana, Emagination, Hadrex, Swenfia 2, Swiss Cheese Wheel, ANuadh, Auviantan Outh Islands, Krauanagaz, Yusan, East Endia, Lowelian, Differences-In-Differences, Volaworand, Lilli Lands, Nuevo San Juan Parangaricutiro, Detroxia, Eastern Doncaster, Albend, Bogani, Springwalla, The Solar System Scope, Las Filipina, The Weirdo, Aodhan, Lemenga, HawkoFon, Lupusterra, Marre, Nueva Alta California, Xanistan, Nakayo, Pepperton, BEEstreetz, Elritch, Eastern Juble Lux, Anarco Argentina, Canamerico and Greenland, Geneek, Genoxelande, and Stelmund.