Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: the South Pacific
Population | 9.384 billion |
Capital | Sic Mundus Creatus Est |
Leader | Pope Corperate |
Faith | Pantheon of Saint Cinder |
Currency | Blessings |
Animal | The Great Auk |
The Holy Ecclesiarch of Saint Cinder is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Pope Corperate with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, infamous sell-swords, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.384 billion Saint Cinderians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Administration also on the agenda, while Social Policy is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sic Mundus Creatus Est. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Saint Cinderian economy, worth a remarkable 3,237 trillion Blessings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 345,005 Blessings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Immigrant herding has become a national pastime, left-wing militias train children how to properly burn down banks, people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating, and the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saint Cinder's national animal is the The Great Auk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pantheon of Saint Cinder.
Saint Cinder is ranked 313,033rd in the world and 5,224th in the South Pacific for Most Secular, with 0.49 Atheism Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Saint Cinder lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Saint Cinder lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Saint Cinder lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Saint Cinder lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Saint Cinder lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Saint Cinder lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Saint Cinder lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Saint Cinder lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Saint Cinder lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Saint Cinder lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.