by Max Barry

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The Federation of Saint Nations

“United we stand, together we stay”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: 10000 Islands


Saint Nations

Population1.23 billion

LeaderThe Federal Council

CurrencySaint dollar
AnimalGreat Frigatebird

The Federation of Saint Nations is a massive, genial nation, ruled by The Federal Council with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, anti-smoking policies, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.23 billion Saintians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saintsland. The average income tax rate is 77.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Saint Nationsian economy, worth 177 trillion Saint dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 144,384 Saint dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bins outnumber trees in city parks, health inspectors are seen eating black truffle fondue with their bottled water, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes', and mathematicians are hated by children across the country. Crime is totally unknown. Saint Nations's national animal is the Great Frigatebird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Saint Nations is ranked 6,856th in the world and 113th in 10000 Islands for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 14,621.79 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,620thMost Influential: 4,837thMost Pacifist: 4,921stNicest Citizens: 5,384thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,496thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,946thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,579thSafest: 6,772ndLargest Publishing Industry: 6,856thMost Inclusive: 6,924thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,116thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,733rdHighest Food Quality: 9,305thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,134thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,331stHealthiest Citizens: 10,370thBest Weather: 11,180thMost Developed: 12,232ndMost Efficient Economies: 12,287thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 12,336thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,485thSmartest Citizens: 13,365thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 15,235thLargest Governments: 15,238thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,608thMost Secular: 15,728thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,112thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,465thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,722ndHighest Average Incomes: 17,096thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,386thMost Cultured: 18,090thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,418thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,858thLowest Crime Rates: 20,960thMost Advanced Public Transport: 24,096thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 24,640thMost Politically Free: 26,176th
Most Politically Free: 25th in the regionTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 85th in the regionMost Pacifist: 100th in the regionNicest Citizens: 109th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 109th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 109th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 113th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 115th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 115th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 118th in the regionSafest: 121st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 132nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 138th in the regionMost Extreme: 142nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 142nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 143rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Saint Nations, mathematicians are hated by children across the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Saint Nations, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'.
  • : Following new legislation in Saint Nations, health inspectors are seen eating black truffle fondue with their bottled water.
  • : Following new legislation in Saint Nations, bins outnumber trees in city parks.
  • : Following new legislation in Saint Nations, the traditional Violetist dish of stuffed sheep's head is served with an intense look of shock upon its face.
  • : Following new legislation in Saint Nations, meat-eating is frowned upon.
  • : Following new legislation in Saint Nations, citizens have a tough time telling the difference between jeans and genes.
  • : Saint Nations voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Europeia"".
  • : Saint Nations was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Following new legislation in Saint Nations, airplane passengers have been known to stuff pillows in their jackets to get extra arm room.