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The Patrimonium of Saint Olav

“Slaughter is the only means to a new beginning” Saint Olav

Category: Left-Leaning College State
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Power

Location: Agora

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Saint Olav

Population17.392 billion

CapitalAkershus
LeaderSaint Olav

CurrencyPenning
AnimalCrowned Lion

The Patrimonium of Saint Olav is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Saint Olav with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, rampant corporate plagiarism, and smutty television. The hard-nosed population of 17.392 billion Saint Olavians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Akershus. The average income tax rate is 93.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Saint Olavian economy, worth a remarkable 2,024 trillion Pennings a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 116,414 Pennings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-Penning charge on their phone bill, the latest "must-have" uPhone is 1/4 mm thinner than last year's uPhone, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance, and minstrels carrying coconut shells provide sound effects wherever their nobles wander. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saint Olav's national animal is the Crowned Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Saint Olav is ranked 188,962nd in the world and 5th in Agora for Most Stationary, with 63.92497992132 days.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,817thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,131stLargest Welfare Programs: 5,327thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,264thMost Influential: 6,721stMost Advanced Public Education: 7,415thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,473rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,231stMost Cultured: 8,918thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,070thMost Developed: 9,542ndLargest Governments: 11,908thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,012thHighest Economic Output: 12,159thSmartest Citizens: 13,257thHighest Food Quality: 13,513thMost Secular: 13,535thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 15,429thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,549thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,708thMost Inclusive: 16,010thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,387thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,049thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,151stHighest Poor Incomes: 20,514thLargest Populations: 20,877thLowest Crime Rates: 26,590thHighest Drug Use: 27,793rdBest Weather: 29,529th

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