Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Average |
Regional Influence: Hermit
Location: Unou Watagashi
Population | 3.523 billion |
Capital | Sapporo |
Leader | Kinako Sakurakoji |
Currency | yen |
Animal | crow |
The Kinako of Sakurakoji is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Kinako Sakurakoji with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 3.523 billion Sakurakojians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sapporo. The average income tax rate is 89.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Sakurakojian economy, worth 547 trillion yen a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 155,382 yen, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
People across the world seek to be healthier by eliminating carbs, almost all of the nation's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months, and hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sakurakoji's national animal is the crow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Sakurakoji is ranked 55,965th in the world and 1st in Unou Watagashi for Most Average, scoring 45.78 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Sakurakoji, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have.
- : Following new legislation in Sakurakoji, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months.
- : Sakurakoji was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.
- : Following new legislation in Sakurakoji, almost all of the nation's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices.
- : Following new legislation in Sakurakoji, people across the world seek to be healthier by eliminating carbs.
- : Following new legislation in Sakurakoji, the realistic depiction of tentacles is on the core syllabus of most art schools.
- : Following new legislation in Sakurakoji, praying before a battle is a court-martial offence.
- : Following new legislation in Sakurakoji, citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles.
- : Following new legislation in Sakurakoji, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent.
- : Following new legislation in Sakurakoji, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records.