Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Regional Influence: Sprat
Location: the South Pacific
Population | 23.837 billion |
Capital | Rime |
Leader | Svlad Cjelli |
Faith | Chronology |
Currency | Dirk |
Animal | Electric Monk |
The Crashed Spaceship of Salaxalans is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Svlad Cjelli with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, enslaved workforce, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 23.837 billion Salaxians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rime. The average income tax rate is 60.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Salaxalansian economy, worth a remarkable 2,849 trillion Dirks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 119,533 Dirks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.
Commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations, the new one Dirk coin also makes a handy throwing-star, government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations, and the government expresses surprisingly intense opinions on the use of whip pans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Salaxalans's national animal is the Electric Monk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Chronology.
Salaxalans is ranked 3,621st in the world and 85th in the South Pacific for Most Stationary, with 3,634.70600712 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Salaxalans was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
- : Salaxalans was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
- : Salaxalans was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
- : Salaxalans was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
- : Salaxalans was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
- : Following new legislation in Salaxalans, the government expresses surprisingly intense opinions on the use of whip pans.
- : Following new legislation in Salaxalans, government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations.
- : Following new legislation in Salaxalans, the new one Dirk coin also makes a handy throwing-star.
- : Following new legislation in Salaxalans, commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations.
- : Following new legislation in Salaxalans, criticism of Svlad Cjelli is considered unpatriotic.