The Peoples Republic of Salessll is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Jacob Hali with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 7.592 billion Salans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government prioritizes Administration, with Healthcare, Education, and Environment also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tocktockwo. The average income tax rate is 21.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Salan economy, worth 948 trillion Zelmas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 124,875 Zelmas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Salans seem to be catching more chills, young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts, only the richest get to see out of their windows, and you can call your arthritic immigrant neighbour for all your roof-tiling and guttering needs. Crime is totally unknown. Salessll's national animal is the Black Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Salessll is ranked 79,521^st in the world and 5^th in big brains for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,905.15 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.