The Kingdom of Salibaic is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King John ||| with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, prohibition of alcohol, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.558 billion Salibaicians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dunbarline. The average income tax rate is 75.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Salibaician economy, worth 255 trillion Yets a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 100,028 Yets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The new universal healthcare system has been dubbed King John |||-care by its detractors, street preachers spend more time condemning government bureaucracy than passers-by, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, and email killed the radio star. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Salibaic's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christian.

Salibaic is ranked 25,032^nd in the world and 31^st in Force for Most Developed, scoring 70.76 on the Human Development Index.